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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated "BigMouth Loens" by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, July 14, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is "BigMouth Loens"!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bigmouth Loens is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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-Dorkness 4 attempts a hook to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Bigmouth Loens whacks Dorkness 4 with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 4 wallops Bigmouth Loens with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 lashes out with a right to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens deflects it and hits back with a flurry of painful combinations to the temple.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens backs out of it.
+Bigmouth Loens tattoos Dorkness 4 with a barrage of vicious combinations to the eye. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of right combinations to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens deflects it and hits first with a series of hard shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 23 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 13 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bigmouth Loens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bigmouth Loens is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Dorkness 4 wallops Bigmouth Loens with a roundhouse to the chest.
+Bigmouth Loens shakes Dorkness 4 with a series of wild combinations to the jaw.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens slips it and strikes first with a flurry of furious combinations to the face.
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Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens slips it and retaliates with a pair of combinations to the chin. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Bigmouth Loens wallops Dorkness 4 with a barrage of strong shots to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens ties him up.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Bigmouth Loens with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bigmouth Loens doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 24 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 12 of 15 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Bigmouth Loens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bigmouth Loens is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Bigmouth Loens with a roundhouse to the chest. Bigmouth Loens sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus!
Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 drills Bigmouth Loens with a barrage of blows to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 4 smashes Bigmouth Loens with a volley of stiff shots to the ribs.
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+Bigmouth Loens takes charge with a flurry of strong combinations to the eye. Dorkness 4 falls against the ropes!
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Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of left shots to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens deflects it and hits back with a flurry of glancing combinations to the nose.
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Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens slips it and retaliates with a nice combination to the mouth.
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+Bigmouth Loens lands a pair of combinations to the temple. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 24 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 12 of 15 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Bigmouth Loens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bigmouth Loens is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

+Dorkness 4 connects with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens slips it and strikes first with a heavy hook to the eye.
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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens slips it and counters with a barrage of stinging combinations to the eye!!
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens narrowly avoids it
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bigmouth Loens annoys Dorkness 4 with a volley of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 11 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Bigmouth Loens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.

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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens steps aside.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens steps aside and laughs.
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+Bigmouth Loens shakes Dorkness 4 with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a right uppercut to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens blocks.
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+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a off balance roundhouse to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens steps aside.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens steps aside.
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+Dorkness 4 jars Bigmouth Loens with a barrage of light blows to the ribs. Bigmouth Loens ignores it.
+Dorkness 4 tosses a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of mean punches to the chest. Bigmouth Loens is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 44 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Bigmouth Loens is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.

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+Dorkness 4 throws a heavy hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Bigmouth Loens with a pair of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 staggers Bigmouth Loens with a flurry of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 4 launches a left cross to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens deftly avoits it.
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+Bigmouth Loens smashes Dorkness 4 with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens steps aside.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a cross to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 21 of 42 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bigmouth Loens is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.

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-Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Bigmouth Loens with a pair of wild shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hurts Bigmouth Loens with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Bigmouth Loens lands a jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a right uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 4 lunges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a left uppercut to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 40 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bigmouth Loens is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.

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+Dorkness 4 hits Bigmouth Loens with a pair of hard shots to the stomach. Bigmouth Loens shakes his head to clear it.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Bigmouth Loens with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens ducks just in time.
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+Bigmouth Loens annoys Dorkness 4 with a series of stiff punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 4 launches a right jab to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 4 punches Bigmouth Loens with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 19 of 40 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 80-72


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bigmouth Loens is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.

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+Bigmouth Loens connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of shots to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Bigmouth Loens with a straight right to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens stays away from it.
-Dorkness 4 tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Bigmouth Loens with a series of nice punches to the chest. Bigmouth Loens beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 39 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 90-81


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bigmouth Loens is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.

+Bigmouth Loens grazes Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Bigmouth Loens retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 4 throws a right jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a left cross to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Bigmouth Loens with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Bigmouth Loens with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 39 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 100-90


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bigmouth Loens is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.

+Dorkness 4 annoys Bigmouth Loens with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Bigmouth Loens with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bigmouth Loens pops Dorkness 4 with a solid right to the chin.
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Bigmouth Loens with a flurry of painful shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens blocks.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 20 of 40 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 110-99


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bigmouth Loens is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.

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+Bigmouth Loens hits with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 slams Bigmouth Loens with a stiff sweeping right to the face!
Dorkness 4 lands a tremendous blow to the head and Bigmouth Loens's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Bigmouth Loens struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bigmouth Loens tattoos Dorkness 4 with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of shots to the face, but Bigmouth Loens blocks.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of blows to the nose.
Dorkness 4 lands a resounding right uppercut and Bigmouth Loens's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bigmouth Loens looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

The doctor won't let "BigMouth Loens" continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 4 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!