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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Grundi by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Monday, July 5, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Grundi!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of quick blows to the solar plexus. Grundi asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grundi paws a volley of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a hook to the chest. Grundi quickly recovers.
Dorkness 2 lands a resounding punch in the nose and Grundi goes over backwards!!

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Grundi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Grundi scores with a flurry of nasty shots to the stomach. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 drills Grundi with a barrage of heavy shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 lands a sudden uppercut and Grundi's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Grundi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a hook to the stomach.
-Grundi attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 covers himself well.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grundi pops Dorkness 2 with a series of hard blows to the stomach. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 2 catches Grundi with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Grundi landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-7


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grundi is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 lands a cruel left punch in the nose and Grundi goes down!!

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Grundi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 shakes Grundi with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 lands a powerful blow to the temple and Grundi goes over backwards!!

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Grundi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Grundi attacks with a left straight right to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Grundi backpedals to his own corner.
+Grundi suprises Dorkness 2 with a series of solid blows to the ribs.
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+Grundi slams Dorkness 2 with a volley of shots to the chest!
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
+Dorkness 2 jolts Grundi with a light cross to the chest. Grundi retreats to the far corner.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Grundi connects with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 is hurt!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Grundi landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-14


Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.

Grundi receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 pops Grundi with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 is hammering relentlessly! Grundi starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.

Grundi can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-7

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!