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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 5, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) ... ... +Eater connects with a series of loud punches to the temple! +Dorkness 1 jolts Eater with a flurry of heavy punches to the face. Dorkness 1 lands a decisive right smash to the jaw and Eater lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Eater struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Eater shakes Dorkness 1 with a hard uppercut to the jaw. Eater lands a quick uppercut and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Eater is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. Dung Eater wins by a knockout!