Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Dr Cartman defeated Minute Bowl by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Saturday, July 3, 2021In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 926 pounds (420 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute backs up Cartman with a volley of punches to the face. Cartman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Cartman fires a hook to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Cartman lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute escapes.
+Minute whacks Cartman with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Cartman ducks just in time.
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+Cartman tattoos Minute with a barrage of stiff shots to the nose.
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+Cartman lashes out with Minute with a low blow! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Cartman attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Cartman tries to land a right right to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Cartman probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Minute fires a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Minute charges with a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Cartman attempts a flurry of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Minute annoys Cartman with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 38 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 10-9
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman launches a volley of left blows to the eye, but falls short.
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+Cartman punches Minute with a series of blows to the mouth!!
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+Cartman thumps Minute with an elbow! This is terrible!
-Cartman charges with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-Minute charges with a left straight right to the mouth, but Cartman ducks.
-Minute tries to land a pair of right shots to the temple, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
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-Minute attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Cartman throws a left hook to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Cartman tries to land a left hook to the face, but Minute blocks.
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+Minute tattoos Cartman with a nice jab to the ribs.
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Cartman escapes.
+Cartman attacks with a nice jab to the chin.
-Cartman tries to land a sweeping right to the temple, but Minute escapes.
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+Minute hits Cartman with a pair of nice blows to the solar plexus. Cartman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Minute lashes out with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 38 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 20-18
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Minute doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman launches a pair of left shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Cartman lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Minute stays away from it.
+Minute hammers Cartman with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Cartman belts Minute with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Minute hits Cartman with a series of mean punches to the chin.
+Minute throws a barrage of heavy punches to the chin. Cartman is hurt!
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-Minute throws a left roundhouse to the chest, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
-Cartman paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Minute ducks.
+Cartman connects with a pair of nice blows to the eye. Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Minute annoys Cartman with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Cartman charges with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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+Cartman whacks Minute with a cross to the jaw.
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-Minute lashes out with a left to the face, but Cartman backs out of it.
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+Cartman tosses a jab to the jaw. Minute retreats to the far corner.
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+Minute hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Cartman tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Minute ducks.
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-Minute tries to land a jab to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 12 of 37 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 21 of 51 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 29-28
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute pounds Cartman with a hard left to the face.
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+Minute backs up Cartman with a series of strong blows to the temple. Cartman covers up.
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-Minute tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Cartman blocks.
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-Minute tries a series of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Cartman throws a series of left punches to the eye, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
+Minute hurts Cartman with a pair of light shots to the face. Cartman doesn't notice.
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-Minute paws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Minute lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Minute lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Cartman stays away from it.
-Minute charges with a left right to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Minute tags Cartman with a volley of painful blows to the mouth!!
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-Cartman fires a series of punches to the eye, but Minute stays away from it.
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+Cartman connects with a jab to the jaw! Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Cartman probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-Minute charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Cartman throws a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Cartman charges with a series of right shots to the eye, but falls short.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 12 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 66 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Minute belts Cartman with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Cartman launches a series of left blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Cartman probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Minute throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Cartman quickly backs away.
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-Cartman throws a jab to the temple, but Minute blocks.
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+Minute hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Cartman attempts a series of left shots to the jaw, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
+Minute lands a solid jab to the mouth.
-Minute probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Cartman covers himself well.
-Cartman probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute covers himself well.
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+Cartman throws a pair of heavy shots to the nose!
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-Minute lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Minute launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Cartman covers himself well.
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-Minute attempts a roundhouse to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Cartman smacks Minute with a barrage of shots to the temple. Minute grimaces in pain.
-Cartman throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Minute tags Cartman with a flurry of light blows to the head. Cartman gets mad!
+Minute lands a volley of light punches to the nose. Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute shakes Cartman with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Minute probes with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 14 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 25 of 63 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Minute Bowl is winning the fight 48-47
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Minute throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Cartman ducks.
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+Cartman backs up Minute with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Minute attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Minute hits Cartman with a barrage of light punches to the face. Cartman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Cartman attacks with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Cartman ducks just in time.
-Minute paws a left jab to the stomach, but Cartman stays away from it.
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-Cartman attacks with a pair of right blows to the head, but Minute ducks.
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-Cartman tries to land a barrage of shots to the nose, but Minute backs out of it.
+Cartman annoys Minute with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Minute attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
-Minute paws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Cartman leaps aside.
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-Minute launches a jab to the ribs, but Cartman ducks.
-Minute attacks with a jab to the nose, but Cartman ducks just in time.
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-Minute throws a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Minute probes with a series of punches to the head, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
-Cartman lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Minute escapes.
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-Cartman throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Minute solidly lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Cartman throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Minute covers himself well.
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+Minute smacks Cartman with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 16 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 66 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Cartman tries a barrage of punches to the head, but Minute ties him up.
-Cartman throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Minute escapes.
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-Minute attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but falls short.
-Cartman throws a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Cartman strikes with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
Cartman lands a lightning right hook and Minute is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Minute attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
-Minute lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Cartman covers himself well.
+Minute smashes Cartman with a barrage of hard punches to the temple. Cartman retreats to the far corner.
-Minute lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Cartman lashes out with a left straight right to the nose, but fails to score.
+Cartman hits Minute with a flurry of light shots to the face.
-Cartman charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Minute blocks.
-Minute lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but Cartman ties him up.
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+Minute jolts Cartman with a nasty roundhouse to the face. Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Minute attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
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+Minute hits with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
-Minute attempts a pair of right shots to the face, but Cartman stays away from it.
-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Minute throws a straight right to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Minute launches a pair of punches to the nose, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
-Minute throws a series of left punches to the head, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
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+Cartman drills Minute with a volley of heavy blows to the mouth.
+Cartman fires a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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-Minute throws a left straight right to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Minute tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 20 of 43 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 76 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-8
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 67-65
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman lunges with a series of left shots to the chin, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Cartman paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Cartman tags Minute with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Cartman suprises Minute with a off balance roundhouse to the nose.
-Cartman paws a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Cartman lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Cartman tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 15 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 1 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 77-74
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Cartman is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman attacks with a volley of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Cartman tries to land a flurry of left hooks to the face, but fails to score.
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-Cartman attempts a flurry of left crosses to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Cartman lands a pair of punches to the eye.
Cartman lands a vicious left uppercut and Minute falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Dr Cartman wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute receives medical attention from his trainer. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
The doctor won't let Minute Bowl continue the fight! Dr Cartman wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-8
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-8
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-8
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Dr Cartman wins by a knockout!
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