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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Clark Wiggles by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, July 3, 2021

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Clark Wiggles!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Wiggles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Wiggles lands a right to the mouth.
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-Wiggles throws a right jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Wiggles throws a right straight right to the jaw, but Lover Boy narrowly avoids it
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-Lover Boy attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Lover Boy attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Wiggles covers himself well.
+Wiggles hits with a volley of shots to the ribs!
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-Wiggles attempts a roundhouse to the mouth, but Lover Boy quickly backs away.
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Wiggles tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Wiggles charges with a volley of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Wiggles launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Lover Boy ducks just in time.
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-Lover Boy launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Wiggles punches Lover Boy with a off balance straight right to the head. Lover Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Wiggles tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lover Boy hits with a uppercut to the chest!! Lover Boy is jabbing and laughing! Wiggles starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Wiggles can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!