Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, July 2, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Larry annoys Slammer with a flurry of hard blows to the face. Slammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Larry whacks Slammer with a volley of shots to the head. Slammer falls against the ropes!
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-Slammer charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Larry escapes.
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+Larry suprises Slammer with a flurry of blows to the head.
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+Larry jolts Slammer with a series of nasty punches to the face. Slammer ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 9 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 33 of 34 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Slammer launches a right cross to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Larry attacks with a series of left blows to the chest, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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-Larry fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Larry hits with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
+Larry throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Larry fires a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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+Larry lands a painful cross to the solar plexus. Slammer doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 22 of 31 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Larry attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Larry hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Larry attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Slammer paws a series of right shots to the nose, but Larry blocks.
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-Larry attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Larry fires a painful right to the chest.
-Larry probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Slammer hits Larry with a barrage of punches to the chest! Larry asks for time to wipe off the blood. Slammer smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Larry can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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