Public Fight Report
(Super-Middleweight) Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin defeated Middle Dork Boom III by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Friday, June 25, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 161 pounds (73 kilograms) is Middle Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 165 pounds (75 kilograms) is Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the temple.
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+Middle takes charge with a volley of hard punches to the mouth. Punchy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Middle lands a bone crushing right punch in the nose and Punchy is knocked out of the ring!!
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Punchy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Punchy hits Middle with a flurry of punches to the stomach! Middle gets mad!
+Middle rocks Punchy with a volley of combinations to the chin.
+Middle punches Punchy with a jab to the eye. Punchy ignores it.
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+Punchy punches Middle with a commanding cross to the chest.
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-Punchy attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but Middle ties him up.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle hammers Punchy with an elbow! This is terrible!
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+Middle suprises Punchy with a pair of combinations to the jaw. Punchy covers up.
+Punchy connects with a series of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Middle throws a pair of painful combinations to the nose.
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+Middle connects with a series of vicious blows to the chin. Punchy falls against the ropes!
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+Punchy takes charge with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle fires a series of stinging combinations to the nose. Punchy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 38 of 41 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 19 of 23 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-8
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-8
Middle doesn't even want to rest!
Punchy doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 2
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Middle catches Punchy with a flurry of stiff combinations to the eye. Punchy doesn't notice.
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+Middle annoys Punchy with a loud combination to the eye.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy probes with a right left to the solar plexus, but Middle steps aside.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle belts Punchy with a flurry of hard combinations to the mouth. Punchy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Punchy hits Middle with a pair of glancing blows to the chest.
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-Punchy throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Punchy throws a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Middle rocks Punchy with a flurry of shots to the chin!
+Middle fires a series of combinations to the eye.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy paws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 24 of 33 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 10 of 26 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-17
Middle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Punchy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 3
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Punchy lands a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Middle smacks Punchy with a volley of painful punches to the head. Punchy grimaces in pain.
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-Punchy fires a series of shots to the chest, but Middle ducks.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle lashes out with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Middle attacks with a volley of powerful combinations to the jaw!
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Middle throws a volley of combinations to the nose, but Punchy narrowly avoids it
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+Middle staggers Punchy with a series of strong punches to the face.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Punchy launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 22 of 34 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 10 of 24 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-26
Middle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Punchy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 4
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle fires a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Punchy attempts a series of right combinations to the chest, but misses completely.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Middle probes with a volley of left combinations to the head, but to no avail.
+Middle shakes Punchy with a pair of shots to the face!! Punchy gets mad!
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+Punchy jolts Middle with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
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-Punchy charges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Middle pounds Punchy with a pair of shots to the chin. Punchy quickly recovers.
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+Punchy drills Middle with a pair of wild shots to the chest! Middle grimaces in pain.
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+Middle hurts Punchy with a barrage of vicious combinations to the nose!
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 20 of 31 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 9 of 24 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-35
Middle is obviously tired.
Punchy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 5
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Middle tags Punchy with a volley of quick combinations to the mouth.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Punchy tattoos Middle with a glancing sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Middle belts Punchy with a strong combination to the face.
+Middle wakes up the fans with a pair of combinations to the face.
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-Punchy attempts a left hook to the stomach, but Middle blocks.
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+Punchy slams Middle with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Punchy charges with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Middle beats a hasty retreat.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy probes with a right jab to the stomach, but Middle quickly backs away.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle hits with a jab to the temple.
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+Middle pokes Punchy with a pair of painful combinations to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 27 of 34 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 10 of 24 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 50-44
Middle is obviously tired.
Punchy is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 6
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Middle takes it in the forearms.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle hits Punchy with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Punchy paws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Middle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Middle scores with a volley of vicious combinations to the chin. Punchy quickly recovers.
+Middle scores with a hard sweeping right to the jaw.
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-Punchy probes with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Middle grazes Punchy with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
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-Punchy attempts a volley of combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Punchy hammers Middle with a left to the chest. Middle shakes his head to clear it.
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-Middle attempts a volley of combinations to the head, but Punchy beats a hasty retreat.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 20 of 31 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 9 of 24 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 60-53
Middle is slowing down.
Punchy is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 7
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Punchy attacks with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Middle hides behind his gloves.
-Middle throws a pair of left combinations to the temple, but comes up empty.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle connects with a pair of punches to the temple.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle throws a volley of combinations to the eye.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle pummels Punchy with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Punchy takes charge with a series of mean shots to the ribs.
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-Punchy attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+Middle slams Punchy with a volley of glancing combinations to the face. Punchy grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 18 of 31 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 10 of 24 punches.
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin won the round 10-9
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 69-63
Middle looks exhausted.
Punchy is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 8
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Punchy tries to land a hook to the ribs, but misses.
+Middle wallops Punchy with a series of loud combinations to the face.
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+Middle attacks with a roundhouse to the chin.
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-Middle charges with a barrage of combinations to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Punchy suprises Middle with a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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-Middle tries a series of shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Punchy charges with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Middle stays away from it.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Punchy charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle belts Punchy with a pair of powerful shots to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 19 of 34 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 7 of 22 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 79-73
Middle looks exhausted.
Punchy is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 9
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Punchy tries a series of right punches to the chin, but Middle hides behind his gloves.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Middle throws a series of right punches to the head, but Punchy ties him up.
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-Middle lunges with a jab to the face, but Punchy deftly avoits it.
-Punchy launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Middle ducks just in time.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle slams Punchy with a series of mean combinations to the face.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle fires a flurry of punches to the nose. Punchy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Punchy attacks with a volley of left blows to the chin, but Middle hides behind his gloves.
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+Middle pokes Punchy with a series of furious combinations to the face.
+Punchy wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face.
Middle tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 17 of 32 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 6 of 24 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 89-82
Middle looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Punchy is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 10
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy fights inside. (inside)
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+Punchy punches Middle with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Punchy hits with a volley of solid combinations to the jaw. Middle falls against the ropes!
-Punchy tries a volley of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Punchy charges with a left hook to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Middle rocks Punchy with a combination to the eye.
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+Middle catches Punchy with a series of combinations to the face.
+Middle tosses a flurry of wild combinations to the nose.
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+Middle lands a glancing combination to the temple!!
+Punchy connects with a pair of combinations to the head!!
Punchy lands a mighty left cross to the jaw and Middle drops like a stone!!
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Middle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Middle tags Punchy with a hard straight right to the face!!
Middle lands a vicious right smash to the jaw and Punchy collapses!!
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Punchy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Punchy belts Middle with a flurry of punches to the chin. Middle retreats to the far corner.
+Middle hits Punchy with a flurry of mean combinations to the head. Punchy doesn't seem bothered.
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+Punchy wallops Middle with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
Punchy lands a devestating uppercut and Middle drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Middle collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Punchy is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Middle Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 7: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Middle Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 8: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 9: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Middle Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 7: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin wins by a knockout!
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