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Public Fight Report Match Monday, June 14, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Dine&dash is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dine&dash punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the nose. ... -Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of left blows to the face, but Dine&dash ties him up. ... -Dorkness 1 probes with a left cross to the face, but Dine&dash takes it in the forearms. +Dine&dash annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of furious combinations to the head. Dine&dash lands a sudden left punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 drills Dine&dash with a volley of furious punches to the mouth. Dine&dash ignores it. +Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of wild combinations to the jaw. ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 tattoos Dine&dash with a barrage of hard combinations to the eye. Dorkness 1 lands a resounding right cross to the jaw and Dine&dash bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dine&dash solidly lands Dorkness 1 with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling! ... Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them. Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them. Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 1 tags Dine&dash with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo! ... Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 hits with a series of wild combinations to the chin! Dorkness 1 lands a resounding left haymaker and Dine&dash falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 looks exhausted. Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!