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(Super-Featherweight) Biggie KO VIII defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Wednesday, June 9, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Biggie KO VIII!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Biggie tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Biggie nails Dorkness 4 with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
+Dorkness 4 clocks Biggie with a pair of hard blows to the ribs.
+Biggie wakes up the fans with Dorkness 4 with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Biggie belts Dorkness 4 with a series of glancing combinations to the face.
Biggie lands a blood spattering smash to the jaw and Dorkness 4 goes down!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Biggie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biggie nails Dorkness 4 with a strong right to the chin. Dorkness 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Biggie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Biggie with a barrage of punches to the chest. Biggie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Biggie solidly lands a flurry of nasty combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Biggie with a barrage of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Biggie falls against the ropes!
+Biggie hammers Dorkness 4 with a barrage of vicious combinations to the face.
-Dorkness 4 lunges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Biggie ducks just in time.
+Biggie hammers Dorkness 4 with a volley of quick combinations to the eye!! Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a series of solid punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Biggie drills Dorkness 4 with a combination to the chin! Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
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+Biggie tattoos Dorkness 4 with a volley of light punches to the temple!! Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Biggie lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Dorkness 4's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Biggie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Biggie with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Biggie covers up.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Biggie KO VIII landed 35 of 39 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 19 of 23 punches.

Biggie KO VIII won the round 10-7

Biggie KO VIII is winning the fight 10-7


Biggie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 2

Biggie tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Biggie whacks Dorkness 4 with a stiff sweeping right to the temple.
+Biggie rocks Dorkness 4 with a heavy jab to the head. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Biggie hits with a volley of combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Biggie with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Biggie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 belts Biggie with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Biggie tags Dorkness 4 with a solid jab to the chin.
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+Biggie hits with a volley of off balance combinations to the jaw.
Biggie lands a mighty right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 4's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Biggie wakes up the fans with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
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Biggie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 jolts Biggie with a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Biggie jars Dorkness 4 with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Biggie pummels Dorkness 4 with a quick right to the mouth.
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+Biggie tags Dorkness 4 with a barrage of combinations to the eye.
+Biggie tosses a powerful straight right to the nose.
Biggie lands a crashing right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 4 goes over backwards!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Biggie KO VIII wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Biggie is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Biggie KO VIII 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Biggie KO VIII 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Biggie KO VIII 10-7

Biggie KO VIII wins by a knockout!