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Public Fight Report Match Monday, June 7, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Dorkness 1 jolts Dwarf with a right to the eye! Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful hook and Dwarf's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Dwarf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 hits with Dwarf with an elbow! The audience is howling! -Dwarf probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely. ... +Dwarf pummels Dorkness 1 with a right to the jaw. Dwarf lands a ferocious haymaker and Dorkness 1 collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of strong combinations to the face. Dwarf grimaces in pain. Dorkness 1 lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Dwarf's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dwarf can't remember which corner is his. Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!