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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Dr Cartman by disqualification in round 1.

Match Saturday, June 5, 2021

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 926 pounds (420 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Cartman hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Cartman lashes out with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Cartman launches a volley of punches to the face, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute tries to land a pair of left shots to the nose, but Cartman ties him up.
+Minute tosses a volley of mean punches to the face.
-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Cartman fires a volley of left shots to the head, but he's too slow.
-Cartman tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Cartman throws Minute with a head butt! Minute Bowl is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Minute Bowl wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.





Minute Bowl wins by a foul!