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Public Fight Report Match Monday, May 31, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Straw whacks Balink with a series of uppercuts to the eye. Straw lands a thundering right haymaker and Balink's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. Straw can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!