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Public Fight Report Match Monday, May 24, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... -Dwarf probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective. +Dorkness 1 staggers Dwarf with a volley of heavy combinations to the jaw! +Dorkness 1 shakes Dwarf with a barrage of strong combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous right uppercut and Dwarf is lifted off his feet and onto his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dwarf can't remember which corner is his. Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!