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(Super-Heavyweight) Dr Cartman defeated Minute Bowl by unanimous decision: 117-112, 119-110, 119-109.

Match Saturday, May 22, 2021

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 926 pounds (420 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman attacks with a series of right shots to the head, but Minute escapes.
-Cartman lashes out with a series of left punches to the eye, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Minute pounds Cartman with a volley of stiff punches to the chin. Cartman ignores it.
-Cartman tries to land a series of blows to the nose, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Minute tries to land a flurry of blows to the nose, but Cartman ducks just in time.
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+Cartman hurts Minute with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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+Cartman smacks Minute with an illegal rabbit punch! This is terrible!
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-Cartman fires a series of shots to the chin, but Minute steps aside.
-Minute charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Cartman covers himself well.
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+Minute lands a series of blows to the head!!
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Cartman leaps aside.
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-Minute attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
+Cartman connects with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Minute strikes with a quick jab to the head!
-Cartman tries a cross to the face, but falls short.
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-Cartman throws a series of left shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 11 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 39 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Cartman wallops Minute with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Cartman scores with a pair of powerful shots to the jaw.
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+Cartman stuns Minute with a series of vicious shots to the mouth.
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-Cartman attempts a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Cartman launches a volley of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Cartman tries to land a volley of left shots to the face, but loses his balance.
+Cartman lands a series of strong shots to the eye. Minute sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Minute lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Cartman backs out of it.
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-Minute tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Minute catches Cartman with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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-Cartman lunges with a volley of blows to the head, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Cartman probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute launches a pair of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Cartman lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Minute steps aside.
-Cartman probes with a barrage of blows to the nose, but Minute escapes.
-Minute launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute strikes with a pair of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 12 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 36 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 20-19


Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Cartman charges with a series of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Cartman paws a right jab to the chin, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Cartman lashes out with a volley of right blows to the eye, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Cartman lashes out with a volley of left shots to the head, but Minute backs out of it.
-Cartman attacks with a series of shots to the eye, but Minute backs out of it.
+Cartman belts Minute with a volley of stinging punches to the nose! Minute backpedals to his own corner.
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+Minute annoys Cartman with a volley of shots to the head. Cartman covers up.
-Minute attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Minute attempts a pair of shots to the chin, but Cartman blocks.
+Minute drills Cartman with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Minute clocks Cartman with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Minute probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Cartman probes with a right right to the jaw, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Minute throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
-Minute probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Cartman covers himself well.
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+Cartman throws a jab to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 11 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 47 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 30-28


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Cartman throws a series of right shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Cartman lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Cartman attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Minute slams Cartman with a barrage of nasty blows to the chin.
+Minute pokes Cartman with a vicious straight right to the jaw.
-Cartman probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Cartman probes with a series of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Minute fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Cartman ducks.
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-Minute launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Cartman escapes.
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-Minute lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Cartman charges with a right to the temple, but misses.
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-Cartman throws a left uppercut to the chin, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute hammers Cartman with a volley of punches to the nose!
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Cartman ties him up.
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-Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Cartman hammers Minute with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth. Minute doesn't notice.
+Cartman lands a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Minute tags Cartman with a straight right to the temple.
+Cartman clocks Minute with a flurry of shots to the nose! Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 13 of 37 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 24 of 61 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 39-38


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Cartman lunges with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Minute probes with a uppercut to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Cartman throws a right to the nose, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Minute paws a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman launches a series of blows to the head, but to no avail.
-Minute fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Minute throws a flurry of right shots to the face, but Cartman stays away from it.
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-Minute tries a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Minute tags Cartman with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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-Cartman lunges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Cartman fires a flurry of shots to the face, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Minute connects with a volley of light punches to the chin!
+Cartman throws a series of shots to the nose. Minute covers up.
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+Minute clocks Cartman with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Cartman strikes with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 13 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 24 of 67 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 49-47


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Cartman backs up Minute with a pair of off balance shots to the mouth. Minute retreats to the far corner.
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-Cartman tries to land a left straight right to the jaw, but Minute quickly backs away.
-Minute attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Cartman tries a volley of left shots to the eye, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute attacks with a jab to the chest, but Cartman ducks just in time.
+Minute connects with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Minute paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Minute launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Cartman whacks Minute with a jab to the temple. Minute doesn't notice.
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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but Cartman escapes.
+Minute punches Cartman with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
-Minute attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Minute paws a volley of right shots to the eye, but Cartman quickly backs away.
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+Minute staggers Cartman with a wild hook to the face.
-Minute launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Minute fires a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Cartman launches a left to the mouth, but Minute leaps aside.
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-Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Cartman blocks.
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+Cartman tosses a series of punches to the jaw.
-Cartman fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Minute nails Cartman with a pair of powerful punches to the chest. Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Minute tags Cartman with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 16 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 69 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 59-56


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Cartman attacks with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Cartman tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Minute narrowly avoids it
+Minute takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin. Cartman is hurt!
-Minute attempts a barrage of shots to the head, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
+Cartman hurts Minute with a series of off balance blows to the face. Minute seems wobbly!
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-Minute lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Cartman attacks with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Minute throws a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Cartman escapes.
+Minute punches Cartman with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth. Cartman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Minute lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Minute attempts a right cross to the chin, but Cartman ducks.
+Cartman connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the face. Minute laughs!
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-Minute fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Cartman backs out of it.
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-Cartman attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Minute lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Cartman attacks with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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+Minute clocks Cartman with a series of shots to the temple.
-Minute charges with a cross to the jaw, but Cartman ducks.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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-Cartman paws a pair of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
-Minute attacks with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Cartman backs out of it.
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 13 of 46 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 74 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 68-66


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman probes with a left uppercut to the face, but Minute leaps aside.
+Cartman thumps Minute with a volley of blows to the head!
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-Cartman throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Minute probes with a right to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman throws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Cartman probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Cartman attacks with a series of right shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Cartman hits Minute with a barrage of nasty punches to the head. Minute quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 11 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 9 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 78-75


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute charges with a series of right punches to the face, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
-Cartman paws a right right to the face, but Minute escapes.
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-Cartman throws a series of left shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Cartman hurts Minute with a series of punches to the jaw! Minute grimaces in pain.
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-Cartman attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Cartman fires a flurry of shots to the nose, but Minute steps aside.
-Cartman attacks with a hook to the chin, but Minute stays away from it.
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+Cartman jars Minute with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
-Cartman tries a pair of punches to the eye, but Minute leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 11 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 88-84


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman fires a right hook to the head, but falls short.
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-Cartman fires a series of left shots to the head, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Cartman attacks with a straight right to the head, but falls short.
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-Cartman tries a volley of blows to the head, but Minute stays away from it.
-Minute paws a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Cartman lands a volley of blows to the head!!
-Cartman tries a volley of punches to the face, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Cartman tosses a series of vicious blows to the eye.
-Cartman attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 12 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 7 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 98-93


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses.
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-Cartman attacks with a flurry of right shots to the head, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Cartman paws a pair of right blows to the eye, but Minute ties him up.
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+Cartman connects with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Cartman pokes Minute with a barrage of mean blows to the face!
-Minute probes with a volley of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Cartman fires a series of left punches to the nose, but Minute stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 11 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 108-102


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Cartman staggers Minute with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple. Minute backpedals to his own corner.
-Cartman throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Cartman tries to land a volley of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Minute attempts a right to the eye, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
-Cartman launches a volley of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Cartman charges with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Minute escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 11 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 9 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 118-111


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9

Total Score: Dr Cartman 117-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9

Total Score: Dr Cartman 119-110


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9

Total Score: Dr Cartman 119-109

Dr Cartman wins by decision!