Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Monday, May 17, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Lil' Kim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Lil' Kim tattoos Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Lil' Kim stays away from it.
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+Lil' Kim jolts Dorkness 2 with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Lil' Kim with a glancing hook to the chest.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a vicious uppercut to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones landed 13 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9
Lil' Kim doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Lil' Kim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Lil' Kim solidly lands a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Lil' Kim leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Lil' Kim with a series of hard punches to the chest.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Lil' Kim stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 2 smacks Lil' Kim with a pair of light punches to the chest! Lil' Kim gets mad!
Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a left jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones landed 12 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18
Lil' Kim doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Lil' Kim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 belts Lil' Kim with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Lil' Kim throws a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Lil' Kim clocks Dorkness 2 with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones landed 12 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27
Lil' Kim doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Lil' Kim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a left straight right to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Lil' Kim takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a volley of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lil' Kim slams Dorkness 2 with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a series of light punches to the chest.
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+Lil' Kim fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!!
Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones landed 23 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 39-37
Lil' Kim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Lil' Kim lures his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Lil' Kim hurts Dorkness 2 with a mean straight right to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Lil' Kim takes it in the forearms.
+Lil' Kim annoys Dorkness 2 with a series of powerful combinations to the stomach.
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+Lil' Kim jars Dorkness 2 with a series of commanding combinations to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 2 paws a flurry of blows to the chest, but Lil' Kim takes it in the forearms.
+Lil' Kim throws a barrage of loud combinations to the chest. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Lil' Kim ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 2 slams Lil' Kim with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach. Lil' Kim asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Lil' Kim tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lil' Kim wallops Dorkness 2 with a series of strong combinations to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones landed 20 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 40 punches.
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 48-47
Lil' Kim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 6
Lil' Kim tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Lil' Kim scores with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus. Lil' Kim is jabbing and laughing! Dorkness 2's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lil' Kim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones 10-9
Round 5: Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones 10-9
Round 5: Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones 10-9
Round 5: Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones 10-9
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones wins by a technical knockout!
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