Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Cal "Caffine" Kennedy and Stupid Moron fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 113-115, 114-114.Match Wednesday, May 03, 2000In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cal "Caffine" Kennedy!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Stupid Moron!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Caffine is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Moron attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Caffine grazes Moron with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Moron pokes Caffine with a series of punches to the chin. Caffine sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Caffine lands a flurry of heavy punches to the chest!
-Caffine attempts a left jab to the stomach, but Moron hides behind his gloves.
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+Moron takes charge with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Caffine catches Moron with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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-Moron charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Caffine steps aside.
-Caffine lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Moron quickly backs away.
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+Moron takes charge with a pair of blows to the eye. Caffine sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Caffine smacks Moron with a cross to the nose!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 20 of 31 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 19 of 31 punches.
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy won the round 10-9
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy is winning the fight 10-9
Caffine doesn't want to stop fighting!
Moron doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Caffine is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Moron throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Caffine backs out of it.
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-Moron launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Caffine quickly backs away.
+Caffine hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Moron quickly recovers.
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+Moron takes charge with a volley of heavy punches to the face!
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-Caffine throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Moron leaps aside.
-Moron probes with a left right to the face, but Caffine beats a hasty retreat.
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+Caffine backs up Moron with a flurry of punches to the nose! Moron hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Moron lands a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Caffine falls against the ropes!
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+Moron rocks Caffine with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach! Caffine retreats to the far corner.
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+Caffine tattoos Moron with a hard right to the mouth. Moron ignores it.
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-Caffine tries to land a left jab to the chin, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 22 of 33 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 18 of 32 punches.
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy won the round 10-9
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy is winning the fight 20-18
Caffine doesn't want to stop fighting!
Moron doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Caffine is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Moron lands a pair of punches to the eye. Caffine sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Caffine staggers Moron with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Moron retreats to the far corner.
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+Caffine pops Moron with a volley of punches to the chest. Moron asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Caffine wallops Moron with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Moron attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
+Moron suprises Caffine with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
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-Moron attempts a left jab to the chest, but Caffine hides behind his gloves.
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-Caffine attacks with a left left to the head, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Moron attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Moron slams Caffine with a barrage of quick punches to the temple!
+Caffine rocks Moron with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
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-Caffine attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Moron narrowly avoids it
-Moron attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Caffine backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 20 of 33 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 28 of 47 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy is winning the fight 29-28
Caffine doesn't want to stop fighting!
Moron doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Caffine is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Moron tosses a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
-Moron tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Caffine throws a roundhouse to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Moron throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Caffine takes it in the forearms.
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-Moron tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Caffine backs out of it.
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+Caffine suprises Moron with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Caffine charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Moron escapes.
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+Caffine connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Caffine punches Moron with a wild jab to the chin. Moron beats a hasty retreat.
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+Moron hits with a volley of light punches to the head.
-Moron lunges with a left jab to the nose, but Caffine covers himself well.
+Moron slams Caffine with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Caffine throws a volley of punches to the jaw!
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+Moron throws a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 25 of 39 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 27 of 53 punches.
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy won the round 10-9
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy is winning the fight 39-37
Caffine doesn't want to stop fighting!
Moron doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Caffine is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Caffine charges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Moron throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Moron probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Caffine hides behind his gloves.
+Moron wakes up the fans with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Moron pokes Caffine with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Caffine throws a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Moron shakes his head to clear it.
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-Moron charges with a series of punches to the eye, but Caffine steps aside and laughs.
+Moron fires a vicious left to the chin!
+Moron tosses a volley of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Caffine hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Moron probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Caffine lands a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
+Moron takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Moron hurts Caffine with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Caffine slams Moron with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Moron thumps Caffine with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Caffine covers up.
-Moron probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Caffine escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 22 of 34 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 39 of 62 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy is winning the fight 48-47
Caffine doesn't want to stop fighting!
Moron doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Caffine is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Moron throws a pair of glancing punches to the head.
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+Caffine pounds Moron with a pair of punches to the stomach!
-Caffine tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but Moron stays away from it.
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+Moron wallops Caffine with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Caffine punches Moron with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Caffine tattoos Moron with a volley of shots to the nose. Moron doesn't notice.
+Caffine hits with a series of nice punches to the eye.
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+Moron pops Caffine with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Moron charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Caffine steps aside and laughs.
-Moron attempts a series of punches to the face, but Caffine deftly avoits it.
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-Moron tries to land a left jab to the mouth, but Caffine leaps aside.
-Moron launches a flurry of punches to the head, but Caffine takes it in the forearms.
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+Caffine throws a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Caffine throws a jab to the solar plexus, but Moron ties him up.
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+Caffine solidly lands a strong jab to the chin.
+Moron hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw. Caffine seems wobbly!
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+Moron smacks Caffine with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Moron attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 30 of 36 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 43 of 66 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Caffine doesn't even want to rest!
Moron doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Caffine is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Moron fights inside. (inside)
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-Moron charges with a right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Caffine hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
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+Caffine suprises Moron with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Caffine connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
+Caffine clocks Moron with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
+Caffine smashes Moron with a wild straight right to the nose.
+Caffine punches Moron with a series of punches to the head.
+Caffine pokes Moron with a right to the face. Moron retreats to the far corner.
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+Moron connects with a flurry of solid blows to the jaw. Caffine quickly recovers.
+Moron hits with a flurry of commanding blows to the head.
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-Moron throws a right right to the nose, but Caffine narrowly avoids it
+Caffine throws a volley of hard punches to the chest!!
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+Caffine throws a barrage of stinging punches to the chin! Moron backpedals to his own corner.
-Moron probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Caffine ducks just in time.
-Moron attempts a cross to the temple, but Caffine narrowly avoids it
+Moron backs up Caffine with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth. Caffine sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Caffine suprises Moron with a roundhouse to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 47 of 47 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 17 of 38 punches.
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy won the round 10-9
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy is winning the fight 67-66
Caffine doesn't even want to rest!
Moron doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Caffine is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Moron attacks with a volley of left punches to the head, but Caffine hides behind his gloves.
+Moron annoys Caffine with a barrage of punches to the face. Caffine seems wobbly!
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+Caffine tosses a volley of loud punches to the jaw. Moron doesn't seem bothered.
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-Moron launches a right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Caffine belts Moron with a strong jab to the temple.
-Moron charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Caffine takes it in the forearms.
-Caffine attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Moron takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Caffine connects with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Moron grazes Caffine with a sweeping right to the temple. Caffine asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Caffine annoys Moron with a volley of punches to the temple. Moron shakes his head to clear it.
+Moron lands a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
+Caffine slams Moron with a heavy right to the jaw. Moron hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Caffine smacks Moron with a barrage of loud punches to the head!
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+Moron drills Caffine with a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
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+Moron throws a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Moron strikes with a volley of furious punches to the head!!
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-Moron launches a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Caffine fires a right straight right to the ribs, but Moron ducks.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Caffine rocks Moron with a series of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Moron fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but falls short.
+Moron hits with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 33 of 51 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 36 of 62 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Caffine doesn't even want to rest!
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Caffine backpedals and jabs.
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Moron smacks Caffine with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Moron paws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Caffine covers himself well.
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-Moron attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but Caffine takes it in the forearms.
-Caffine attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Moron hits Caffine with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Moron attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Moron smacks Caffine with a left to the temple. Caffine gets mad!
+Caffine lands a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Caffine shakes Moron with a series of heavy punches to the jaw. Moron beats a hasty retreat.
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+Caffine hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Moron tries to land a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Caffine takes it in the forearms.
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-Caffine throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Caffine jars Moron with a stiff sweeping right to the face!!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Caffine pummels Moron with a series of powerful punches to the head. Moron sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Caffine strikes with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Caffine fires a series of punches to the chest, but Moron quickly backs away.
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-Moron fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Caffine leaps aside.
-Caffine attempts a left to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Moron annoys Caffine with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Caffine tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Moron takes charge with a series of mean punches to the mouth. Caffine quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 44 of 63 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 33 of 62 punches.
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy won the round 10-9
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy is winning the fight 86-85
Caffine doesn't even want to rest!
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Caffine backpedals and jabs.
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Caffine launches a right jab to the face, but fails to score.
+Moron clocks Caffine with a series of powerful punches to the face.
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+Moron jolts Caffine with a pair of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Caffine hammers Moron with a wild jab to the face.
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-Moron probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Caffine ducks just in time.
-Moron probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Moron lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Caffine ties him up.
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+Caffine hits with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Moron pounds Caffine with a cross to the face. Caffine asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Moron drills Caffine with a nasty left to the jaw.
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-Caffine throws a series of punches to the eye, but Moron ties him up.
-Moron launches a left left to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Caffine hammers Moron with a nice cross to the chin.
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+Moron connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Moron hurts Caffine with a jab to the nose.
+Moron fires a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Moron attempts a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Caffine tries a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Caffine strikes with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
+Caffine annoys Moron with a volley of stiff punches to the chin. Moron ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 29 of 46 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 37 of 64 punches.
Stupid Moron won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Caffine doesn't even want to rest!
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Caffine backpedals and jabs.
Moron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Moron probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Caffine beats a hasty retreat.
-Moron throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Caffine steps aside and laughs.
+Caffine lands a series of light punches to the nose!
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+Moron punches Caffine with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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-Moron throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Caffine ties him up.
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+Caffine annoys Moron with a wild jab to the chest.
-Moron launches a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Moron belts Caffine with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Moron lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but Caffine ducks.
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-Moron fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Moron paws a right sweeping right to the eye, but to no avail.
+Caffine lands a series of wild punches to the stomach!
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-Moron probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Caffine hides behind his gloves.
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+Caffine throws a series of quick punches to the stomach!
+Moron fires a roundhouse to the chest.
+Caffine hits Moron with a flurry of quick punches to the chest!
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Caffine paws a jab to the stomach, but Moron steps aside.
-Caffine tries to land a cross to the face, but goes wide.
-Caffine launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but Moron ducks just in time.
+Moron pops Caffine with a flurry of blows to the chest.
+Moron throws a pair of hard punches to the chin.
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+Moron lands a jab to the stomach.
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+Caffine pokes Moron with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Caffine lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 33 of 49 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 31 of 63 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Caffine doesn't even want to rest!
Moron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Caffine stays outside and uses his jab.
Moron is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Caffine drills Moron with a barrage of loud punches to the face! Moron seems wobbly!
-Moron throws a flurry of blows to the nose, but Caffine steps aside.
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+Caffine tosses a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
+Moron hits with a glancing cross to the eye. Caffine asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Caffine fires a barrage of solid punches to the head.
+Caffine hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Caffine hits with a series of heavy punches to the temple.
+Caffine fires a series of punches to the stomach.
-Moron probes with a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Caffine blocks.
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+Caffine tosses a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Caffine annoys Moron with a flurry of painful punches to the face. Moron hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Moron connects with a flurry of strong crosses to the chin.
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+Caffine hits with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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+Moron attacks with a solid right to the head.
+Moron hammers Caffine with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Caffine jolts Moron with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Moron backs up Caffine with a jab to the jaw.
-Moron fires a volley of right uppercuts to the chin, but misses.
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+Caffine annoys Moron with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Caffine thumps Moron with a heavy sweeping right to the eye.
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+Caffine jars Moron with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Caffine pummels Moron with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy landed 56 of 57 punches, and Stupid Moron landed 22 of 42 punches.
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy won the round 10-9
Cal "Caffine" Kennedy is winning the fight 115-114
Caffine remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Moron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 2: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 7: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 9: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 12: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 2: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 7: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 9: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 12: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Moron 115-113
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 2: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 4: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 7: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 9: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Moron 10-9
Round 12: Cal "Caffine" Kennedy 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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