Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Dung Eater defeated Straw Dork Boom III by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, May 10, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Straw hits Eater with a pair of combinations to the head.
Straw lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Eater bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Eater struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Eater fires a flurry of furious punches to the nose. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Eater lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Straw's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Eater is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Dung Eater wins by a knockout!
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