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Public Fight Report Match Monday, May 3, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Balink attacks with a pair of roundhouses to the eye. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly! Balink lands a crashing left blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Skinny Balink wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. Skinny Balink wins by a knockout!