Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, April 26, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dine&dash whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of combinations to the head. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 1 pops Dine&dash with a series of light punches to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific left haymaker and Dine&dash lands flat on his back!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dine&dash hits with Dorkness 1 with an illegal rabbit punch! This is terrible!
+Dine&dash throws a series of painful blows to the eye.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dine&dash attempts a left combination to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of painful punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious left punch in the nose and Dine&dash falls senseless!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dine&dash pummels Dorkness 1 with a series of blows to the eye.
Dine&dash lands a crashing right blow to the head and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 smacks Dine&dash with a volley of furious combinations to the jaw.
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+Dine&dash tags Dorkness 1 with a series of painful blows to the jaw. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dine&dash probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
+Dorkness 1 rocks Dine&dash with a pair of combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of right combinations to the eye, but Dine&dash ducks.
-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Dine&dash leaps aside.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 catches Dine&dash with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 31 punches, and Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle landed 7 of 15 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Dine&dash with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dine&dash shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
Dine&dash lands a vicious left blow to the head and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dine&dash throws a barrage of nasty shots to the jaw.
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-Dine&dash throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Dine&dash with a barrage of off balance combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 1 lands a jab to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a combination to the chest, but Dine&dash ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 throws Dine&dash with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dine&dash quickly backs away.
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+Dine&dash hurts Dorkness 1 with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dine&dash annoys Dorkness 1 with a volley of commanding blows to the chin. Dine&dash is raining blows! Dorkness 1 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by a technical knockout!
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