Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Skinny Balink by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, April 26, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Straw throws a flurry of wild punches to the jaw!
Straw lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Balink's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Straw can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody nose.
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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