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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Lanky Lawrence by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, April 23, 2021

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Lanky Lawrence!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.

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+Lawrence hurts Slammer with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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+Lawrence grazes Slammer with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Slammer lashes out with a pair of right blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Lawrence wallops Slammer with a series of loud punches to the face.
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+Lawrence attacks with a solid right to the jaw. Slammer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lawrence catches Slammer with a right to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky Lawrence landed 30 of 33 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Lanky Lawrence won the round 10-9

Lanky Lawrence is winning the fight 10-9


Lawrence is obviously tired.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.

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-Lawrence lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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+Lawrence pummels Slammer with a cross to the ribs. Slammer quickly recovers.
+Lawrence hits with a series of stinging shots to the stomach! Slammer falls against the ropes!
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-Lawrence probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Slammer backs out of it.
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-Lawrence attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Slammer throws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky Lawrence landed 22 of 32 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Lanky Lawrence won the round 10-9

Lanky Lawrence is winning the fight 20-18


Lawrence collapses limply onto his stool.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.

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+Slammer slams Lawrence with a barrage of shots to the nose. Slammer drops his guard and pounds away! Lawrence falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lawrence can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Lawrence 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Lawrence 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Lawrence 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!