Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Joe "Satch" Satriani defeated CUBS WIN!! by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Tuesday, April 20, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Joe "Satch" Satriani!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is CUBS WIN!!!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Win!! bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
+Win!! pops Satch with a volley of punches to the face.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satch fires a barrage of solid shots to the ribs!!
+Satch smacks Win!! with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Win!! scores with a series of painful blows to the chin.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Win!! pokes Satch with an elbow! This is terrible!
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Win!! lands a volley of punches to the chin.
Win!! lands a thundering left uppercut and Satch goes over backwards!!
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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Satch charges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Win!! ducks.
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+Satch suprises Win!! with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Win!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Satch lashes out with a volley of nice combinations to the ribs.
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+Win!! lashes out with a barrage of loud combinations to the head.
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+Satch hits with a barrage of hard shots to the stomach.
+Satch connects with a series of off balance shots to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 17 of 23 punches, and CUBS WIN!! landed 23 of 33 punches.
CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-8
CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 10-8
Satch doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Win!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Win!! hits with a volley of nasty combinations to the mouth.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Win!! smashes Satch with a wild straight right to the temple. Satch gets mad!
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-Win!! probes with a pair of left combinations to the temple, but Satch hides behind his gloves.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Win!! probes with a barrage of left combinations to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Satch tries to land a flurry of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Satch smacks Win!! with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Win!! fires a series of vicious punches to the temple. Satch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 11 of 24 punches, and CUBS WIN!! landed 20 of 30 punches.
CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-9
CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 20-17
Satch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Win!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Satch wallops Win!! with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
+Satch stuns Win!! with a volley of light blows to the chest.
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-Satch charges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Satch attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Win!! wakes up the fans with a series of off balance combinations to the face. Satch doesn't notice.
Win!! lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Satch staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Satch attempts a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Satch hammers Win!! with a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus. Win!! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Win!! pops Satch with a pair of hard combinations to the head! Satch retreats to the far corner.
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+Win!! fires a series of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Win!! tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Satch takes it in the forearms.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Win!! hits Satch with a flurry of glancing combinations to the eye.
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+Win!! tags Satch with a painful combination to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 8 of 22 punches, and CUBS WIN!! landed 22 of 32 punches.
CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-8
CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 30-25
Satch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Win!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Satch fires a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Win!! probes with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Satch tries to land a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Win!! hides behind his gloves.
-Win!! fires a left jab to the head, but comes up empty.
+Win!! lands a series of wild blows to the face.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Satch tags Win!! with a volley of glancing blows to the chest.
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+Win!! pokes Satch with a pair of combinations to the chin! Satch is hurt!
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+Win!! suprises Satch with a combination to the nose.
Win!! lands a mighty left blow to the head and Satch goes down!!
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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Win!! clocks Satch with a barrage of wild punches to the temple! Satch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Satch rocks Win!! with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 9 of 23 punches, and CUBS WIN!! landed 21 of 33 punches.
CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-8
CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 40-33
Satch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Win!! is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Win!! hurts Satch with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Win!! narrowly avoids it
+Win!! hits with a glancing straight right to the nose.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Win!! probes with a volley of combinations to the eye, but Satch steps aside.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch tries to land a pair of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Satch attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Win!! takes charge with a straight right to the chin.
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+Satch wallops Win!! with a nice sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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-Satch lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 8 of 27 punches, and CUBS WIN!! landed 18 of 32 punches.
CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-9
CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 50-42
Satch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Win!! is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Win!! lands a barrage of combinations to the face. Satch backpedals to his own corner.
Win!! lands a bone crushing left hook and Satch is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Win!! slams Satch with a heavy straight right to the temple.
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-Satch tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Win!! backs out of it.
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-Satch lashes out with a left hook to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Win!! hits Satch with a barrage of glancing combinations to the chin.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Win!! attacks with a volley of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satch suprises Win!! with a pair of nasty shots to the chest.
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+Win!! fires a flurry of light combinations to the eye!!
+Win!! pops Satch with a volley of quick combinations to the eye.
+Satch punches Win!! with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
-Satch fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Win!! ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 9 of 23 punches, and CUBS WIN!! landed 20 of 34 punches.
CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-8
CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 60-50
Satch is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Win!! is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Win!! charges with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Win!! connects with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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+Win!! pokes Satch with a series of furious punches to the nose!
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Satch strikes with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Win!! drills Satch with a pair of combinations to the head.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch attacks with a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but Win!! hides behind his gloves.
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-Win!! paws a pair of punches to the nose, but Satch stays away from it.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Win!! ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 8 of 24 punches, and CUBS WIN!! landed 19 of 33 punches.
CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-9
CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 70-59
Satch is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Win!! looks exhausted.
ROUND 8
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Satch attempts a left hook to the stomach, but Win!! hides behind his gloves.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Win!! catches Satch with a volley of combinations to the face.
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+Win!! tattoos Satch with a volley of powerful blows to the head.
+Satch grazes Win!! with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs. Win!! falls against the ropes!
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-Satch lashes out with a series of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 9 of 23 punches, and CUBS WIN!! landed 17 of 31 punches.
Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-9
CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 79-69
Satch is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Win!! collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 9
Satch fights inside. (inside)
Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Win!! belts Satch with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Satch hits Win!! with a barrage of nice blows to the mouth. Win!! laughs!
Satch lands a vicious left cross to the jaw and Win!!'s knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Win!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Satch attempts a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Win!! backs out of it.
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+Win!! fires a series of heavy combinations to the face. Satch doesn't notice.
+Win!! annoys Satch with a powerful uppercut to the nose.
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+Win!! attacks with a series of combinations to the nose.
Win!! lands a vicious right haymaker and Satch lands flat on his back!!
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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Win!! fires a flurry of heavy combinations to the nose.
Win!! lands a crashing left cross to the jaw and Satch drops like a stone!!
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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Win!! tosses a series of nasty punches to the chin. Satch grimaces in pain.
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-Satch lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Satch annoys Win!! with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Win!! tattoos Satch with a barrage of quick combinations to the head.
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+Satch backs up Win!! with a barrage of mean blows to the head.
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+Satch scores with a volley of quick blows to the nose!!
Satch lands a powerful left punch in the nose and Win!! is knocked out of the ring!!
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Win!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Satch jars Win!! with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
Satch lands a vicious blow to the temple and Win!! is knocked out of the ring!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Satch is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Win!! collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 2: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 3: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 4: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 5: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 6: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 7: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 2: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 3: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 4: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 5: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 6: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 7: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 2: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 3: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 4: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 5: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 6: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 7: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 8: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a knockout!
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