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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, April 17, 2021

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Censored fires a pair of right punches to the head, but Lover Boy ties him up.
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-Censored tries a cross to the nose, but fails to score.
+Censored whacks Lover Boy with a flurry of hard punches to the face. Lover Boy laughs!
-Lover Boy tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Censored attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Censored probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Censored tries a sweeping right to the head, but Lover Boy takes it in the forearms.
-Censored probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Lover Boy backs out of it.
-Censored charges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Censored probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Lover Boy hides behind his gloves.
+Lover Boy hurts Censored with a straight right to the ribs.
Lover Boy lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Censored lands flat on his back!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Censored suprises Lover Boy with a furious straight right to the solar plexus.
-Lover Boy charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Censored launches a cross to the temple, but misses.
+Lover Boy wakes up the fans with a uppercut to the stomach. Censored laughs! Lover Boy strikes at will! Censored falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!