Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Joe "Satch" Satriani defeated Terry Twinkletoes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Tuesday, April 13, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Joe "Satch" Satriani!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Terry Twinkletoes!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Twinkletoes jars Satch with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Satch fires a volley of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Twinkletoes hammers Satch with a right to the ribs.
-Satch tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Satch lunges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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+Twinkletoes punches Satch with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Satch fires a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Twinkletoes punches Satch with a series of blows to the ribs. Satch shakes his head to clear it.
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+Twinkletoes connects with a furious straight right to the mouth.
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+Twinkletoes tosses a series of punches to the nose. Satch shakes his head to clear it.
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+Twinkletoes whacks Satch with a pair of powerful punches to the chest. Satch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 11 of 32 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 31 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 10-9
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Satch launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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+Satch whacks Twinkletoes with a flurry of hard blows to the stomach.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Twinkletoes annoys Satch with a right to the temple.
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+Twinkletoes hits with a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
-Satch attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Twinkletoes tosses a series of punches to the head!
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+Twinkletoes backs up Satch with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Twinkletoes hurts Satch with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Satch fires a right right to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Twinkletoes pummels Satch with a nasty straight right to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 10 of 34 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 31 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 20-18
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Twinkletoes lands a volley of blows to the chin. Satch quickly recovers.
-Satch launches a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Satch paws a pair of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Satch annoys Twinkletoes with a series of glancing shots to the solar plexus!
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satch slams Twinkletoes with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Twinkletoes lands a series of hard punches to the nose!
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+Twinkletoes hurts Satch with a nice sweeping right to the head.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes pops Satch with a pair of shots to the ribs!!
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-Satch probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 10 of 34 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 33 of 33 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 30-27
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Twinkletoes hits Satch with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch attempts a series of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Twinkletoes tosses a pair of glancing punches to the eye. Satch covers up.
+Twinkletoes hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Twinkletoes hurts Satch with a series of punches to the chin! Satch retreats to the far corner.
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-Satch paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Twinkletoes tattoos Satch with a loud jab to the jaw.
+Twinkletoes jolts Satch with a strong jab to the ribs. Satch ignores it.
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+Satch belts Twinkletoes with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 12 of 34 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 31 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 40-36
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Twinkletoes is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Satch attacks with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach. Twinkletoes retreats to the far corner.
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+Satch drills Twinkletoes with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Twinkletoes fires a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Satch probes with a left to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Satch attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
-Satch paws a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Satch paws a series of shots to the stomach, but Twinkletoes ducks just in time.
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the temple. Satch is hurt!
+Twinkletoes takes charge with a series of punches to the eye.
-Satch tries a left to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
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+Twinkletoes scores with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs! Satch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Twinkletoes punches Satch with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
+Satch connects with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 15 of 38 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 33 punches.
Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 49-46
Satch doesn't even want to rest!
Twinkletoes collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Twinkletoes lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes solidly lands a sweeping right to the eye.
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-Satch probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Twinkletoes takes it in the forearms.
+Satch slams Twinkletoes with a straight right to the stomach.
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+Twinkletoes belts Satch with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Satch lands a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
Satch lands a blood spattering uppercut and Twinkletoes is flattened!!
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Twinkletoes struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Satch nails Twinkletoes with a barrage of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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-Satch paws a pair of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Satch attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Twinkletoes covers himself well.
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+Twinkletoes throws a nasty sweeping right to the stomach!
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+Twinkletoes solidly lands a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Twinkletoes punches Satch with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Satch annoys Twinkletoes with a right to the chest.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 18 of 41 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 29 of 32 punches.
Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-8
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 57-56
Satch doesn't even want to rest!
Twinkletoes can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 7
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Twinkletoes probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Twinkletoes paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Twinkletoes scores with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
+Satch hits with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus. Twinkletoes falls against the ropes! Satch is raining blows! Twinkletoes falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Satch doesn't even want to rest!
Twinkletoes can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-8
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a technical knockout!
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