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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, April 10, 2021

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

+Major lands a hard jab to the mouth.
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-Major lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Minute lands a nasty roundhouse to the face. Major retreats to the far corner.
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-Minute lashes out with a series of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Major lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Major hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Minute charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Major probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Minute probes with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Minute launches a series of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Minute connects with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 18 of 41 punches, and Capt. Major landed 11 of 30 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major throws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Major launches a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Major lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Minute stays away from it.
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+Minute catches Major with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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+Minute hits with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
-Major probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Major rocks Minute with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute launches a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Major throws a series of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute tries a volley of punches to the nose, but Major backs out of it.
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+Minute jars Major with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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+Minute smashes Major with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Minute tries to land a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 20 of 42 punches, and Capt. Major landed 7 of 33 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Minute hits Major with a volley of punches to the temple. Minute is raining blows! Major falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!