Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Terry Twinkletoes by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Tuesday, April 6, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Terry Twinkletoes!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Twinkletoes hits with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes punches Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
+Twinkletoes connects with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Twinkletoes drills Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 thumps Twinkletoes with a flurry of off balance blows to the ribs. Twinkletoes gets mad!
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+Twinkletoes wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the temple! Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 31 of 32 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Twinkletoes doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes clocks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the eye!!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a stiff uppercut to the stomach.
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+Twinkletoes pops Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Twinkletoes scores with a jab to the head.
+Twinkletoes jars Dorkness 3 with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw!!
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes suprises Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Twinkletoes throws a volley of stiff punches to the face!!
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+Twinkletoes belts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the temple!!
-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 31 of 32 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 3 connects with a hook to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Twinkletoes suprises Dorkness 3 with a volley of painful punches to the temple!
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+Twinkletoes scores with a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Twinkletoes hits with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes lashes out with a light left to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a hook to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Twinkletoes throws a volley of strong punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns Twinkletoes with a volley of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes belts Dorkness 3 with a series of stiff punches to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 26 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 29 of 35 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Twinkletoes with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Twinkletoes connects with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a right right to the stomach, but misses.
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+Twinkletoes hits with a left to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Twinkletoes ducks.
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+Twinkletoes hits with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
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+Twinkletoes hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of painful blows to the eye. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Twinkletoes throws a volley of solid punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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+Twinkletoes thumps Dorkness 3 with a flurry of vicious blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 25 of 31 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Twinkletoes catches Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the eye! Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
+Twinkletoes tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 pops Twinkletoes with a volley of punches to the chest. Twinkletoes retreats to the far corner.
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+Twinkletoes throws a heavy jab to the jaw.
+Twinkletoes wakes up the fans with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple!
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
+Twinkletoes hits with a pair of powerful punches to the face. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes ties him up.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Twinkletoes stays away from it.
-Twinkletoes probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Dorkness 3 takes it in the forearms.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Twinkletoes beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 39 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 26 of 32 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Twinkletoes connects with a pair of powerful punches to the face!
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Twinkletoes probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 backs up Twinkletoes with a pair of nasty blows to the chest.
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+Twinkletoes drills Dorkness 3 with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 pounds Twinkletoes with a series of mean blows to the chest.
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-Twinkletoes throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 3 stays away from it.
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+Twinkletoes clocks Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose!!
+Dorkness 3 rocks Twinkletoes with a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus!!
+Twinkletoes pounds Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the stomach!! Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a series of strong blows to the solar plexus. Twinkletoes sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Twinkletoes takes it in the forearms.
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+Twinkletoes connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Twinkletoes ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 38 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 22 of 35 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 59-55
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Twinkletoes is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of left blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Twinkletoes with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 3 jolts Twinkletoes with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
Dorkness 3 lands a quick right blow to the temple and Twinkletoes falls senseless!!
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Twinkletoes struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a left hook to the nose, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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+Twinkletoes annoys Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Twinkletoes thumps Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 3 jolts Twinkletoes with a series of blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 20 of 46 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-8
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 67-65
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Twinkletoes is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Twinkletoes beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 3 strikes with a cross to the stomach. Twinkletoes ignores it.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes hides behind his gloves.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes jars Dorkness 3 with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach!!
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a series of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Twinkletoes attempts a volley of right shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 tattoos Twinkletoes with a barrage of mean shots to the chest. Twinkletoes sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Twinkletoes hurts Dorkness 3 with a heavy straight right to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Twinkletoes hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Twinkletoes attempts a jab to the chin, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 42 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 26 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 76-75
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Twinkletoes is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Twinkletoes connects with a series of solid punches to the face.
+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Twinkletoes stuns Dorkness 3 with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Twinkletoes pummels Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Twinkletoes lands a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Twinkletoes grazes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of off balance shots to the mouth!!
-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Twinkletoes blocks.
+Twinkletoes hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Twinkletoes narrowly avoids it
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+Twinkletoes connects with a volley of nasty punches to the face. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
+Twinkletoes fires a pair of stinging punches to the face.
+Twinkletoes pokes Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a series of loud punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 40 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 45 of 49 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 86-84
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Twinkletoes looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 3 pummels Twinkletoes with a barrage of punches to the head.
Dorkness 3 lands a decisive blow to the head and Twinkletoes is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Twinkletoes collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!
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