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(Featherweight) Joe "Satch" Satriani defeated BOT-184242 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Thursday, April 1, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Joe "Satch" Satriani!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BOT-184242!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-184242 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Satch throws a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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+Satch tags Bot-184242 with a flurry of punches to the temple!
+Satch jars Bot-184242 with a pair of solid shots to the eye.
Satch lands a quick uppercut and Bot-184242's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Bot-184242 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-184242 scores with a flurry of stiff blows to the chest!!
-Satch attempts a series of left blows to the head, but Bot-184242 steps aside.
Satch tries to attack, but Bot-184242 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-184242 thumps Satch with a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Satch probes with a uppercut to the eye, but comes up empty.
Satch tries to attack, but Bot-184242 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satch attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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+Bot-184242 rocks Satch with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
Bot-184242 lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Satch's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Satch solidly lands a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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+Satch connects with a series of shots to the face. Bot-184242 doesn't seem bothered.
Satch lands a brutal punch in the nose and Bot-184242 goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Satch is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Bot-184242 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.





Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a knockout!