Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, April 5, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Patrick jars Dorkness 1 with a nice cross to the eye.
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+Patrick jars Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the eye!
Patrick lands a crashing punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a sweeping right to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of combinations to the temple, but Patrick deftly avoits it.
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-Patrick charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
-Patrick launches a pair of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Patrick tries to land a jab to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Patrick staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud blows to the mouth! Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of glancing combinations to the eye!
+Dorkness 1 hits with Patrick with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Patrick hits with a series of punches to the jaw!
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+Dorkness 1 punches Patrick with a light jab to the head. Patrick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 20 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 34 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-8
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 10-8
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Patrick launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Patrick hammers Dorkness 1 with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Patrick nails Dorkness 1 with a jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a right straight right to the ribs, but Patrick blocks.
+Patrick annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Patrick is jabbing and laughing! Dorkness 1 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-8
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-8
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a technical knockout!
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