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(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Harold Johnson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, April 1, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Harold Johnson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Tutu! tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Tutu! attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Johnson ducks just in time.
-Tutu! fires a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! probes with a straight right to the chest, but Johnson takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 31 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Johnson doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! attacks with a cross to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! attacks with a right sweeping right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! throws a right left to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Tutu! tosses Johnson with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 2 of 24 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson tries to land a right roundhouse to the face, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Johnson beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson leaps aside.
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-Tutu! throws a left left to the ribs, but Johnson escapes.
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-Tutu! tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Johnson takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 25 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Johnson throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 7 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 40-36


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson attempts a volley of right blows to the chest, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Johnson ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 7 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 7 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 50-45


Tutu! is slowing down.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but Johnson quickly backs away.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 60-54


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 7

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson lunges with a left jab to the chin, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Tutu! probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Johnson ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 9 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 70-63


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 8

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson launches a flurry of left blows to the face, but Tutu! ducks.
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-Tutu! lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 80-72


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 9

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Johnson attempts a left to the chin, but misses.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 90-81


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 10

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! attempts a straight right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Johnson paws a pair of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! attempts a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! probes with a series of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! paws a flurry of left blows to the face, but Johnson beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 3 of 24 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 100-90


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! launches a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of left punches to the face, but Johnson backs out of it.
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-Tutu! fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 2 of 25 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 110-99


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 12

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Tutu! launches a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Tutu! throws a series of right punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Tutu! attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Johnson backs out of it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 25 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 120-108


Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 120-108

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!