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(Bantamweight) CUBS WIN!! defeated Joe "Satch" Satriani by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Tuesday, March 30, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is CUBS WIN!!!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Joe "Satch" Satriani!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Win!! fires a barrage of punches to the face.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satch fires a barrage of solid shots to the ribs!!
+Win!! smacks Satch with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Win!! attempts a series of left blows to the chin, but Satch hides behind his gloves.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Win!! shakes Satch with a volley of off balance combinations to the head.
Win!! lands a terrific right blow to the temple and Satch goes over backwards!!

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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Satch attacks with a hook to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Win!! hurts Satch with a barrage of powerful combinations to the mouth!
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-Satch charges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Win!! ducks.
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+Satch suprises Win!! with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Win!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Win!! backs up Satch with a flurry of nice shots to the eye.
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+Win!! jolts Satch with a flurry of loud combinations to the head.
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+Satch throws a series of hard shots to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

CUBS WIN!! landed 21 of 33 punches, and Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 14 of 23 punches.

CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-8

CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 10-8


Win!! doesn't even want to rest!

Satch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Win!! throws a combination to the nose, but to no avail.
+Satch punches Win!! with a flurry of light shots to the ribs.
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+Satch clocks Win!! with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Win!! smashes Satch with a wild straight right to the temple. Satch gets mad!
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-Win!! probes with a pair of left combinations to the temple, but Satch hides behind his gloves.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Satch probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Win!! lands a flurry of painful combinations to the jaw. Satch laughs!
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Win!! lands a series of combinations to the jaw.
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-Satch paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Win!! escapes.
+Win!! drills Satch with a series of vicious punches to the temple. Satch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

CUBS WIN!! landed 19 of 31 punches, and Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 11 of 24 punches.

CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-9

CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 20-17


Win!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Satch doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Win!! throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Satch hides behind his gloves.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Win!! hits with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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+Win!! hits Satch with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw. Satch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Win!! slams Satch with a volley of combinations to the mouth!
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-Satch attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Win!! ducks just in time.
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-Satch throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Win!! beats a hasty retreat.
+Win!! tosses a volley of mean combinations to the jaw.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Satch hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

CUBS WIN!! landed 21 of 33 punches, and Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 11 of 23 punches.

CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-9

CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 30-26


Win!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Satch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Win!! hits with a heavy straight right to the nose. Satch grimaces in pain.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Win!! grazes Satch with a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Satch hammers Win!! with a series of painful shots to the stomach.
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-Satch launches a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Satch probes with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Win!! hits Satch with a volley of nasty combinations to the nose.
-Win!! probes with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

CUBS WIN!! landed 21 of 31 punches, and Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 9 of 24 punches.

CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-9

CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 40-35


Win!! is obviously tired.

Satch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Satch throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Win!! punches Satch with a nasty cross to the jaw. Satch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Satch attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Win!! paws a volley of left shots to the nose, but Satch beats a hasty retreat.
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-Satch probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Win!! throws a pair of combinations to the chin, but misses.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Satch fires a volley of wild punches to the ribs! Win!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Win!! paws a barrage of left blows to the face, but Satch ties him up.
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+Win!! nails Satch with a barrage of combinations to the temple. Satch doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

CUBS WIN!! landed 17 of 31 punches, and Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 10 of 24 punches.

CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-9

CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 50-44


Win!! is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Satch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Win!! tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Satch narrowly avoids it
+Win!! hits with a glancing straight right to the nose.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Win!! suprises Satch with a series of glancing combinations to the eye. Satch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Win!! paws a barrage of left combinations to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Satch attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Win!! takes charge with a straight right to the chin.
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-Satch charges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Win!! attempts a barrage of left combinations to the chin, but misses.
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+Satch tattoos Win!! with a pair of heavy shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

CUBS WIN!! landed 16 of 33 punches, and Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 10 of 23 punches.

Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-9

CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 59-54


Win!! is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Satch is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Win!! tags Satch with a barrage of solid combinations to the nose!
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Win!! charges with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Satch backs out of it.
-Satch tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Satch throws a barrage of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Satch lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Win!! probes with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Satch hides behind his gloves.
-Win!! probes with a pair of combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Win!! fires a barrage of combinations to the face. Satch is hurt!
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+Satch throws a barrage of commanding shots to the ribs. Win!! ignores it.
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+Win!! wallops Satch with a volley of hard shots to the mouth.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

CUBS WIN!! landed 17 of 35 punches, and Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 7 of 25 punches.

CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-9

CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 69-63


Win!! looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Satch is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 8

Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Win!! pokes Satch with a series of furious punches to the nose!
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Win!! lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Win!! tries to land a right hook to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Satch attacks with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Win!! hides behind his gloves.
-Win!! lunges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Satch launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Win!! ducks.
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-Satch attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Win!! lands a flurry of hard combinations to the temple! Satch is hurt!
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

CUBS WIN!! landed 15 of 33 punches, and Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 4 of 25 punches.

CUBS WIN!! won the round 10-9

CUBS WIN!! is winning the fight 79-72


Win!! looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Satch is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 9

Win!! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Satch throws a pair of left combinations to the head, but Win!! takes it in the forearms.
-Satch attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Win!! ducks.
Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Win!! attacks with a pair of stiff combinations to the nose.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Win!! pummels Satch with a jab to the head.
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-Win!! attempts a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Satch attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Win!! paws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Satch covers himself well.
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-Satch attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Win!! shakes Satch with a flurry of combinations to the mouth! Satch backpedals to his own corner.
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Win!! tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
Win!! looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Satch is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.

The doctor won't let Joe "Satch" Satriani continue the fight! CUBS WIN!! wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 2: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 3: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 4: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 5: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 6: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 7: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 8: CUBS WIN!! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 2: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 3: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 4: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 7: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 8: CUBS WIN!! 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: CUBS WIN!! 10-8
Round 2: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 3: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 4: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 5: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 6: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 7: CUBS WIN!! 10-9
Round 8: CUBS WIN!! 10-9

CUBS WIN!! wins by a technical knockout!