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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, March 20, 2021

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Censored probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Lover Boy blocks.
-Lover Boy launches a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Censored takes it in the forearms.
+Censored connects with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth!
-Censored paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Lover Boy covers himself well.
-Censored tries to land a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Lover Boy solidly lands a series of nasty blows to the ribs. Lover Boy attacks like a wild man! Censored seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!