Public Fight Report
(Super-Bantamweight) Joe "Satch" Satriani defeated Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Tuesday, March 16, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Joe "Satch" Satriani!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Pillow Fists backpedals and jabs.
+Pillow Fists lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the face. Satch beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pillow Fists drills Satch with a pair of blows to the mouth.
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+Pillow Fists jars Satch with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Pillow Fists hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Satch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Satch probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Pillow Fists narrowly avoids it
+Pillow Fists lands a volley of strong punches to the jaw. Satch retreats to the far corner.
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+Pillow Fists pokes Satch with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch charges with a right uppercut to the stomach, but Pillow Fists takes it in the forearms.
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-Satch tries a pair of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Fists pummels Satch with a series of loud shots to the mouth! Satch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Pillow Fists wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Satch staggers Pillow Fists with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Pillow Fists sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pillow Fists hits with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Satch throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 10 of 31 punches, and Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich landed 50 of 52 punches.
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich won the round 10-9
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich is winning the fight 10-9
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Pillow Fists doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Pillow Fists backpedals and jabs.
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-Satch lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Satch probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pillow Fists hits with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
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+Pillow Fists hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Satch fires a hook to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Satch clocks Pillow Fists with a volley of off balance blows to the ribs.
+Pillow Fists grazes Satch with a pair of punches to the mouth. Satch doesn't notice.
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+Pillow Fists lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Pillow Fists tags Satch with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Pillow Fists fires a jab to the nose.
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+Satch staggers Pillow Fists with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Pillow Fists throws a volley of light punches to the temple.
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pillow Fists backs up Satch with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
+Pillow Fists throws a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 10 of 33 punches, and Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich landed 53 of 59 punches.
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich won the round 10-9
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich is winning the fight 20-18
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Pillow Fists remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Pillow Fists backpedals and jabs.
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+Pillow Fists grazes Satch with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pillow Fists tosses a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Pillow Fists wallops Satch with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Satch launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Pillow Fists quickly backs away.
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+Pillow Fists lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Pillow Fists drills Satch with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
-Satch throws a left to the solar plexus, but Pillow Fists narrowly avoids it
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+Pillow Fists suprises Satch with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus. Satch doesn't notice.
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+Pillow Fists clocks Satch with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
+Pillow Fists annoys Satch with a nasty sweeping right to the eye.
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+Pillow Fists tags Satch with a barrage of heavy punches to the head. Satch shakes his head to clear it.
+Pillow Fists tattoos Satch with a volley of nice punches to the eye!!
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+Pillow Fists hits with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Pillow Fists solidly lands a vicious left to the eye.
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-Satch paws a roundhouse to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Pillow Fists whacks Satch with a barrage of solid punches to the temple!
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-Satch fires a volley of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
+Pillow Fists strikes with a nice right to the head.
+Satch hammers Pillow Fists with a quick jab to the solar plexus. Pillow Fists doesn't notice.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 10 of 33 punches, and Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich landed 60 of 60 punches.
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich won the round 10-9
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich is winning the fight 30-27
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Pillow Fists grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Pillow Fists backpedals and jabs.
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-Satch throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Satch attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but Pillow Fists quickly backs away.
-Satch charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Pillow Fists blocks.
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-Satch throws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but misses.
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pillow Fists hits Satch with a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Satch wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 10 of 34 punches, and Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich landed 8 of 8 punches.
Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-9
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich is winning the fight 39-37
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Pillow Fists grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Pillow Fists backpedals and jabs.
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+Pillow Fists hits with a hard jab to the jaw. Satch doesn't notice.
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-Satch attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
+Pillow Fists tags Satch with a series of punches to the head.
+Pillow Fists connects with a volley of punches to the nose. Satch retreats to the far corner.
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+Pillow Fists pummels Satch with a quick uppercut to the jaw.
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+Satch tosses a pair of strong blows to the solar plexus.
+Satch throws a volley of stinging punches to the chest. Pillow Fists doesn't notice.
+Pillow Fists tosses a volley of off balance punches to the stomach! Satch grimaces in pain.
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-Satch attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Satch tries to land a pair of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
-Satch attempts a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Pillow Fists ducks just in time.
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-Satch tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Pillow Fists ducks just in time.
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+Pillow Fists takes charge with a pair of solid shots to the nose. Satch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pillow Fists tags Satch with a strong straight right to the ribs.
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+Pillow Fists jolts Satch with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth. Satch doesn't notice.
+Pillow Fists punches Satch with a pair of nasty punches to the head. Satch covers up.
+Pillow Fists drills Satch with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
+Satch annoys Pillow Fists with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Pillow Fists backs up Satch with a pair of solid shots to the jaw.
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+Pillow Fists wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Pillow Fists solidly lands a series of nice punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 13 of 38 punches, and Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich landed 60 of 60 punches.
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich won the round 10-9
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich is winning the fight 49-46
Satch doesn't even want to rest!
Pillow Fists is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Pillow Fists backpedals and jabs.
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+Satch stuns Pillow Fists with a volley of mean shots to the chest.
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+Pillow Fists clocks Satch with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Satch probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Pillow Fists wallops Satch with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs. Satch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Satch strikes with a flurry of blows to the chest. Pillow Fists falls against the ropes!
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-Satch attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Satch attacks with a flurry of stinging shots to the stomach!
+Pillow Fists smacks Satch with a series of punches to the nose! Satch falls against the ropes!
+Satch attacks with a pair of hard shots to the stomach.
+Pillow Fists nails Satch with a series of blows to the head!
+ The fighters trade blows to the nose.
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-Satch probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Fists fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Pillow Fists hits with a heavy jab to the head. Satch grimaces in pain.
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+Pillow Fists punches Satch with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
-Satch fires a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Pillow Fists throws a wild jab to the temple.
+Pillow Fists thumps Satch with a loud sweeping right to the ribs.
-Satch attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Pillow Fists narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 18 of 40 punches, and Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich landed 44 of 44 punches.
Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-9
Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich is winning the fight 58-56
Satch doesn't even want to rest!
Pillow Fists looks exhausted.
ROUND 7
Satch is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Pillow Fists stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Satch smacks Pillow Fists with a furious shot to the jaw.
+Satch hits with a series of nice blows to the jaw.
Satch lands a crashing uppercut and Pillow Fists drops like a stone!!
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Pillow Fists struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Satch fires a barrage of painful uppercuts to the jaw.
Satch lands a cruel left smash to the jaw and Pillow Fists drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Satch doesn't even want to rest!
Pillow Fists can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 2: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 3: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Round 5: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 6: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 2: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 3: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Round 5: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 6: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 2: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 3: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Round 5: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Round 6: Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich 10-9
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a knockout!
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