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Public Fight Report Match Tuesday, March 16, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) ... ... ... ... ... +Balink annoys Dorkness 1 with a right to the temple. Balink lands a cruel right blow to the head and Dorkness 1 drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... +Balink hits with a stinging straight right to the temple! Balink lands a well placed uppercut and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. -Balink probes with a right to the temple, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it +Balink annoys Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the face. Balink lands a bone crushing punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Skinny Balink wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has a fractured nose. Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. Skinny Balink wins by a knockout!