Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Skinny Balink defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Tuesday, March 16, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Balink annoys Dorkness 1 with a right to the temple.
Balink lands a cruel right blow to the head and Dorkness 1 drops like a stone!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Balink hits with a stinging straight right to the temple!
Balink lands a well placed uppercut and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Balink probes with a right to the temple, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
+Balink annoys Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the face.
Balink lands a bone crushing punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Skinny Balink wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has a fractured nose.
Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Skinny Balink wins by a knockout!
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