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(Welterweight) AUGUSTUS HOGAN defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Thursday, March 11, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is AUGUSTUS HOGAN!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Hogan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! lands a flurry of punches to the stomach. Hogan beats a hasty retreat.
+Tutu!! fires a pair of stiff punches to the chest. Hogan doesn't notice.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! grazes Hogan with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! rocks Hogan with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! punches Hogan with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! fires a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
-Hogan throws a volley of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! wallops Hogan with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Hogan lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Hogan annoys Tutu!! with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! hits Hogan with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Hogan attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Tutu!! escapes.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 10 of 25 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 35 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9


Hogan doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hogan grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! pokes Hogan with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Hogan lunges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! attacks with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Hogan probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+Hogan hits with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! fires a nasty jab to the solar plexus!! Hogan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hogan throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! strikes with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Hogan staggers Tutu!! with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 8 of 24 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 21 of 26 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18


Hogan doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Hogan grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! clocks Hogan with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs!!
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hogan throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Hogan throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Tutu!! blocks.
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+Tutu!! hits Hogan with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest!
+Tutu!! pounds Hogan with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hogan pounds Tutu!! with a hard left to the stomach.
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+Hogan connects with a barrage of glancing shots to the chest. Tutu!! backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 11 of 26 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 22 of 26 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-27


Hogan doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Hogan fights inside. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! rocks Hogan with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
+Hogan lashes out with a series of quick shots to the stomach.
+Hogan lashes out with a pair of wild shots to the ribs!! Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hogan paws a hook to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Tutu!! hits with a series of stinging punches to the chest. Hogan seems wobbly!
+Tutu!! fires a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! smacks Hogan with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Hogan wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious shots to the solar plexus.
-Hogan throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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-Hogan lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Hogan paws a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 14 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 24 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-36


Hogan doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Hogan is brawling. (inside)
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hogan throws a series of left shots to the ribs, but Tutu!! ducks.
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-Hogan probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Hogan tags Tutu!! with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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+Hogan smashes Tutu!! with a light cross to the stomach. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
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-Hogan lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu!! attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Hogan charges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 12 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 7 punches.

AUGUSTUS HOGAN won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 49-46


Hogan doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Hogan is brawling. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Hogan connects with a series of punches to the ribs. Tutu!! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Hogan attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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+Tutu!! pops Hogan with a jab to the solar plexus. Hogan sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Hogan charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
+Tutu!! hits with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! lands a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Hogan tosses a off balance cross to the solar plexus.
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-Hogan fires a pair of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 12 of 31 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 22 of 25 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 59-55


Hogan doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Hogan is brawling. (inside)
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hogan attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Hogan tries to land a series of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Hogan lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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+Hogan suprises Tutu!! with a volley of light punches to the stomach. Tutu!! laughs!
-Hogan charges with a uppercut to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Hogan attacks with a pair of heavy shots to the ribs. Tutu!! quickly recovers.
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+Tutu!! tosses a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 11 of 32 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches.

AUGUSTUS HOGAN won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 68-65


Hogan doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Hogan is brawling. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! clocks Hogan with a barrage of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Hogan beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu!! wallops Hogan with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Hogan retreats to the far corner.
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-Hogan paws a pair of blows to the eye, but falls short.
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+Tutu!! smashes Hogan with a volley of punches to the stomach. Hogan seems wobbly!
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+Hogan strikes with a series of commanding blows to the face!
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-Hogan paws a volley of punches to the head, but Tutu!! ducks.
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+Hogan slams Tutu!! with a volley of nice blows to the chin.
-Hogan attempts a left straight right to the face, but fails to score.
-Hogan tries to land a flurry of blows to the temple, but Tutu!! steps aside.
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+Tutu!! pokes Hogan with a pair of powerful punches to the chest. Hogan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Hogan charges with a uppercut to the jaw, but misses.
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+Hogan fires a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a jab to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 17 of 42 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 22 of 22 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 78-74


Hogan doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Hogan is brawling. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! lands a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
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+Hogan hits Tutu!! with a pair of shots to the nose. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
Hogan lands a thundering left hook and Tutu!! goes down!!

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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! fires a volley of glancing shots to the stomach!
-Hogan lashes out with a pair of shots to the eye, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+Hogan whacks Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Hogan attempts a series of blows to the nose, but Tutu!! ties him up.
-Hogan attacks with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Tutu!! hits with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Hogan lands a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Tutu!! wallops Hogan with a series of powerful punches to the chest!! Hogan quickly recovers.
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+Hogan tags Tutu!! with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Tutu!! rocks Hogan with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 17 of 40 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 25 punches.

AUGUSTUS HOGAN won the round 10-8

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 86-84


Hogan doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Hogan is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Hogan throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Hogan throws a flurry of hooks to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Tutu!! fires a pair of hard punches to the eye!! Hogan asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Tutu!! smacks Hogan with a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
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+Hogan hits with a barrage of hooks to the head.
Hogan lands a brutal uppercut and Tutu!!'s legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hogan stuns Tutu!! with a pair of strong roundhouses to the face.
Hogan lands a terrific left uppercut and Tutu!! goes over backwards!!

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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hogan fires a barrage of heavy shots to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! scores with a jab to the temple.
+Tutu!! smashes Hogan with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
+Hogan catches Tutu!! with a pair of crosses to the mouth.
Hogan lands a well placed blow to the temple and Tutu!!'s mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
AUGUSTUS HOGAN wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hogan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-8

AUGUSTUS HOGAN wins by a knockout!