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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, March 6, 2021

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute shakes Major with a flurry of punches to the face. Major is hurt!
-Minute paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
-Major paws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Minute ducks just in time.
-Minute charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Major leaps aside.
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+Minute tosses a volley of punches to the eye. Major falls against the ropes!
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-Minute attempts a left straight right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute pokes Major with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Major pounds Minute with a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Minute gets mad!
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-Major tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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+Minute hurts Major with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Major probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Minute lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Major tries to land a hook to the jaw, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 12 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 40 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Major is obviously tired.

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Major attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Minute tattoos Major with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Minute tosses a series of hard punches to the chest.
-Minute attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Minute tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Major ties him up.
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+Major fires a barrage of off balance punches to the chest. Minute seems wobbly!
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-Major attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Major covers himself well.
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-Major attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Major tries to land a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Major leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 7 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 36 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Major collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute annoys Major with a cross to the chin. Major sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Major launches a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute tries to land a barrage of left blows to the face, but is ineffective.
-Major probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Minute punches Major with a flurry of wild punches to the face! Minute is jabbing and laughing! Major seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.

Minute doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!