Public Fight Report
    
        
            (Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, March 6, 2021In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!! 
 
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!! 
 
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. 
 ROUND 1
  
Major stays outside and uses his jab. 
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
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+Minute shakes Major with a flurry of punches to the face.   Major is hurt! 
-Minute paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Major beats a hasty retreat. 
-Major paws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Minute ducks just in time. 
-Minute charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Major leaps aside. 
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+Minute tosses a volley of punches to the eye.   Major falls against the ropes! 
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-Minute attempts a left straight right to the chin, but flails uselessly. 
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+Minute pokes Major with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.   
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+Major pounds Minute with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.   Minute gets mad! 
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-Major tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but Minute narrowly avoids it 
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+Minute hurts Major with a volley of punches to the face.   
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-Major probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Minute ducks just in time. 
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-Minute lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but misses completely. 
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-Major tries to land a hook to the jaw, but Minute blocks. 
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-Minute tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but misses completely. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Capt. Major landed 12 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 40 punches. 
 
Capt. Major won the round 10-9 
 
Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9 
 
 
Major is obviously tired. 
 
Minute doesn't want to stop fighting! 
 
 
 ROUND 2
  
Major stays outside and uses his jab. 
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
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-Major attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short. 
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+Minute tattoos Major with a barrage of punches to the mouth.   
+Minute tosses a series of hard punches to the chest.   
-Minute attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score. 
-Minute tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Major ties him up. 
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+Major fires a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.   Minute seems wobbly! 
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-Major attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air. 
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Major covers himself well. 
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-Major attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow. 
-Major tries to land a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Minute blocks. 
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-Minute tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Major leaps aside. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Capt. Major landed 7 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 36 punches. 
 
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9 
 
This fight is too close to call. 
 
 
Major collapses limply onto his stool. 
 
Minute doesn't even want to rest! 
 
 
 ROUND 3
  
Major stays outside and uses his jab. 
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
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+Minute annoys Major with a cross to the chin.   Major sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" 
-Major launches a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly. 
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-Minute tries to land a barrage of left blows to the face, but is ineffective. 
-Major probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but only hits air. 
+Minute punches Major with a flurry of wild punches to the face!    Minute is jabbing and laughing!  Major seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!  
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!! 
 
BELL 
Major can't remember which corner is his. 
 
Minute doesn't even want to rest! 
 
  
 
 
 
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9  
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9  
 
 
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9  
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9  
 
 
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9  
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9  
 
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
 
  
         
        
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