Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, March 5, 2021In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.
+Larry jolts Slammer with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Larry annoys Slammer with a stiff straight right to the temple. Slammer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Larry hits with a volley of shots to the nose. Slammer seems wobbly!
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+Larry punches Slammer with a flurry of strong punches to the nose. Slammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Larry punches Slammer with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Slammer paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Larry quickly backs away.
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+Larry hits with a flurry of quick punches to the temple.
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+Larry fires a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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+Larry jolts Slammer with a pair of blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Larry landed 32 of 32 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9
Larry is obviously tired.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.
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+Larry lands a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Larry lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Slammer throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Larry ties him up.
-Larry probes with a right jab to the chest, but Slammer covers himself well.
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+Larry hits with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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+Larry whacks Slammer with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Larry tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Slammer quickly backs away.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Larry landed 23 of 31 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18
Larry collapses limply onto his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.
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-Larry attacks with a left right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Slammer hits Larry with a volley of punches to the eye. Slammer attacks like a wild man! Larry falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Larry can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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