Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) AUGUSTUS HOGAN defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Thursday, March 4, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is AUGUSTUS HOGAN!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hogan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Hogan jolts Tutu!! with a series of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! hammers Hogan with a commanding sweeping right to the chest. Hogan backpedals to his own corner.
+Tutu!! pummels Hogan with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
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+Tutu!! catches Hogan with a volley of wild shots to the chest!
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hogan attacks with a volley of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Tutu!! punches Hogan with a heavy straight right to the ribs!!
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+Tutu!! stuns Hogan with a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hogan tries a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 32 of 32 punches, and AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 9 of 22 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.
Hogan doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hogan grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Hogan jolts Tutu!! with a volley of hard blows to the chest.
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-Hogan fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Tutu!! grazes Hogan with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! hammers Hogan with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Hogan beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hogan tries to land a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
+Tutu!! hits Hogan with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Tutu!! hits with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! pummels Hogan with a series of off balance shots to the chest. Hogan gets mad!
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+Hogan attacks with a sweeping right to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 23 punches, and AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 11 of 23 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Hogan doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hogan grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Hogan attacks with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Tutu!! steps aside.
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+Tutu!! staggers Hogan with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a pair of solid punches to the stomach!
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! scores with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Hogan retreats to the far corner.
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+Hogan grazes Tutu!! with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Hogan launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
+Tutu!! fires a series of punches to the chest.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Hogan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hogan nails Tutu!! with a stiff right to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 24 punches, and AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 10 of 24 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-27
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Hogan doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hogan fights inside. (inside)
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-Hogan attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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+Tutu!! tags Hogan with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Hogan throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a jab to the chest. Hogan ignores it.
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-Hogan attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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+Hogan scores with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! nails Hogan with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
+Hogan fires a jab to the solar plexus. Tutu!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 23 punches, and AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 14 of 30 punches.
AUGUSTUS HOGAN won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 39-37
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hogan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hogan is brawling. (inside)
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+Hogan suprises Tutu!! with a nice uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Hogan throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Hogan wallops Tutu!! with a stiff hook to the ribs.
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-Hogan lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu!! stuns Hogan with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Hogan throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 8 punches, and AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 13 of 30 punches.
AUGUSTUS HOGAN won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 48-47
Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hogan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hogan is brawling. (inside)
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-Hogan paws a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Hogan nails Tutu!! with a mean hook to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! pounds Hogan with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! tattoos Hogan with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs. Hogan ignores it.
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+Hogan wallops Tutu!! with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Hogan throws a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! punches Hogan with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach. Hogan doesn't notice.
+Hogan throws a pair of light shots to the solar plexus. Tutu!! backpedals to his own corner.
-Hogan attacks with a right hook to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 22 of 22 punches, and AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 15 of 31 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 58-56
Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hogan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hogan is brawling. (inside)
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+Hogan wakes up the fans with a stinging roundhouse to the solar plexus. Tutu!! backpedals to his own corner.
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-Hogan attacks with a right left to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Hogan lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hogan grazes Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!! Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu!! tags Hogan with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Tutu!! grazes Hogan with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! pops Hogan with a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! scores with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 23 punches, and AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 14 of 30 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 68-65
Tutu!! is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hogan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hogan is brawling. (inside)
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+Hogan lands a flurry of stiff shots to the nose.
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-Hogan charges with a left roundhouse to the face, but to no avail.
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+Hogan scores with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Hogan fires a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
Hogan lands a slow motion uppercut and Tutu!! goes over backwards!!
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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! tosses a volley of solid blows to the stomach!
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-Hogan charges with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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-Hogan lunges with a flurry of blows to the face, but only hits air.
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+Hogan attacks with a light hook to the mouth.
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-Hogan attempts a barrage of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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+Hogan punches Tutu!! with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
+Tutu!! annoys Hogan with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 19 of 42 punches.
AUGUSTUS HOGAN won the round 10-8
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 76-75
Tutu!! is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hogan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hogan is brawling. (inside)
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+Tutu!! throws a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Hogan throws a series of left punches to the face, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu!! drills Hogan with a pair of heavy shots to the chest!
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+Hogan shakes Tutu!! with a volley of shots to the face.
-Hogan probes with a series of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Hogan catches Tutu!! with a series of hard punches to the nose!
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+Tutu!! suprises Hogan with a stinging straight right to the stomach.
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-Hogan lashes out with a uppercut to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Hogan hurts Tutu!! with a pair of stiff punches to the nose!
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+Hogan belts Tutu!! with a glancing hook to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 23 punches, and AUGUSTUS HOGAN landed 20 of 37 punches.
AUGUSTUS HOGAN won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Tutu!! is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Hogan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hogan is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Hogan tags Tutu!! with a barrage of shots to the face. Tutu!! gets mad!
Hogan lands a well placed hook and Tutu!! goes over backwards!!
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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! tosses a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Tutu!! lands a volley of hooks to the face!
+Hogan shakes Tutu!! with a volley of stinging punches to the temple. Tutu!! ignores it.
Hogan lands a well placed blow to the temple and Tutu!! falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
AUGUSTUS HOGAN wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu!! is slowing down. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Hogan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The doctor won't let Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! continue the fight! AUGUSTUS HOGAN wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-8
Round 9: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 5: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 6: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 7: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 8: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-8
Round 9: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 6: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-8
Round 9: AUGUSTUS HOGAN 10-9
AUGUSTUS HOGAN wins by a knockout!
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