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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Mega Dwarf by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, March 1, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Straw lands a volley of combinations to the jaw.
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+Straw wallops Dwarf with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Straw tags Dwarf with a flurry of combinations to the nose.
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+Straw fires a pair of combinations to the face!
Straw lands a sudden hook and Dwarf goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw collapses limply onto his stool.

Dwarf can't remember which corner is his. He has a fractured nose.





Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!