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Public Fight Report Match Monday, February 15, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 65 pounds (29 kilograms) is Founders KBS!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Founders tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 tags Founders with a flurry of combinations to the jaw!! Founders beats a hasty retreat. Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful left blow to the temple and Founders's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 tattoos Founders with a flurry of combinations to the temple. Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Founders falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. -Founders launches a flurry of combinations to the chin, but to no avail. ... +Dorkness 1 hurts Founders with a barrage of combinations to the face. +Founders lashes out with a glancing roundhouse to the temple. Founders lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 solidly lands a barrage of combinations to the temple! Founders retreats to the far corner. ... +Founders hammers Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Founders lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of powerful punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 lands a cruel haymaker and Founders lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool. Founders is obviously tired. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!