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Public Fight Report Match Monday, February 8, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Eater fights inside. (inside) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... +Eater scores with a pair of commanding punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain. Eater lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Eater suprises Dorkness 1 with a painful uppercut to the temple. Eater lands a lightning blow to the head and Dorkness 1 is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Eater punches Dorkness 1 with a series of painful blows to the nose. Dorkness 1 is hurt! Eater lands a powerful right uppercut and Dorkness 1 goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Eater is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Dung Eater wins by a knockout!