Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Tall Timmy Batsurd defeated Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, January 30, 2021In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 336 pounds (152 kilograms) is Tall Timmy Batsurd!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Batsurd is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Dodging tags Batsurd with a pair of loud punches to the nose. Batsurd sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Batsurd lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
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+Batsurd scores with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
+Dodging lands a pair of light punches to the eye.
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+Batsurd smashes Dodging with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth. Dodging gets mad!
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+Dodging throws a pair of nice punches to the face!!
+Batsurd throws a flurry of furious blows to the mouth.
-Batsurd probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Dodging escapes.
+Batsurd solidly lands a series of glancing blows to the head.
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+Batsurd scores with a pair of punches to the mouth! Dodging shakes his head to clear it.
+Dodging annoys Batsurd with a light jab to the head.
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+Dodging connects with a series of mean punches to the head.
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+Batsurd lands a series of punches to the mouth. Dodging falls against the ropes!
+Batsurd connects with a solid right to the head. Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
+Batsurd connects with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
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+Batsurd tags Dodging with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Dodging pokes Batsurd with a wild right to the mouth. Batsurd grimaces in pain.
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-Batsurd attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Dodging leaps aside.
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+Dodging jolts Batsurd with a right to the temple!!
+Batsurd hits Dodging with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple!! Dodging falls against the ropes!
+Batsurd tags Dodging with a off balance jab to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Batsurd attacks with a flurry of blows to the nose. Dodging backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 54 of 71 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 33 of 40 punches.
Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9
Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 10-9
Batsurd doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Batsurd is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
+Dodging tattoos Batsurd with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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+Batsurd slams Dodging with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Dodging strikes with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
+Dodging wakes up the fans with a flurry of wild punches to the temple. Batsurd beats a hasty retreat.
+Batsurd annoys Dodging with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Batsurd nails Dodging with a jab to the eye. Dodging sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dodging smacks Batsurd with a series of glancing punches to the mouth. Batsurd shakes his head to clear it.
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-Batsurd fires a pair of punches to the temple, but Dodging covers himself well.
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+Batsurd staggers Dodging with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Dodging attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Batsurd steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Batsurd probes with a left right to the jaw, but misses.
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+Batsurd fires a jab to the mouth.
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+Dodging jars Batsurd with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Dodging annoys Batsurd with a loud straight right to the head.
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-Batsurd paws a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
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-Batsurd attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Dodging narrowly avoids it
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+Batsurd tosses a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 50 of 76 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 33 of 44 punches.
Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9
Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 20-18
Batsurd doesn't even want to rest!
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Batsurd is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Dodging throws a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Dodging throws a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Batsurd throws a hard jab to the chest.
+Batsurd jars Dodging with a left to the temple.
+Batsurd catches Dodging with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Batsurd lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Dodging steps aside.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Batsurd backs up Dodging with a glancing right to the temple.
-Batsurd fires a series of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Batsurd punches Dodging with a series of punches to the nose.
+Dodging grazes Batsurd with a series of punches to the temple.
-Batsurd lunges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Batsurd hammers Dodging with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Dodging catches Batsurd with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Batsurd paws a pair of punches to the head, but Dodging stays away from it.
+Dodging grazes Batsurd with a series of punches to the head.
+Dodging catches Batsurd with a series of painful punches to the chin!!
+Batsurd fires a series of light punches to the eye.
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+Batsurd hits with a volley of punches to the eye!
+Batsurd hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Batsurd probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Dodging stays away from it.
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+Batsurd suprises Dodging with a pair of punches to the face.
+Dodging rocks Batsurd with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple. Batsurd shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dodging wakes up the fans with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Batsurd belts Dodging with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Batsurd solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 51 of 71 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 33 of 37 punches.
Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9
Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 30-27
Batsurd remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Batsurd is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Dodging charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Batsurd wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face. Dodging ignores it.
+Batsurd fires a flurry of punches to the head!
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-Batsurd lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dodging attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Batsurd ducks just in time.
+Dodging staggers Batsurd with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Batsurd tries a series of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Batsurd hits Dodging with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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+Batsurd fires a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Batsurd grazes Dodging with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Batsurd attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Batsurd fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Dodging wallops Batsurd with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
+Batsurd scores with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
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+Batsurd hits with a straight right to the jaw. Dodging sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dodging thumps Batsurd with a jab to the face.
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+Batsurd hurts Dodging with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Batsurd hammers Dodging with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 52 of 71 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 29 of 39 punches.
Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9
Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 40-36
Batsurd remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 3: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 4: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Total Score: Tall Timmy Batsurd 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 3: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 4: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Total Score: Tall Timmy Batsurd 40-36
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 3: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 4: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Total Score: Tall Timmy Batsurd 40-36
Tall Timmy Batsurd wins by decision!
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