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(Bantamweight) Terry Twinkletoes defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by unanimous decision: 114-113, 115-112, 115-112.

Match Tuesday, January 26, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Terry Twinkletoes!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Twinkletoes fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Twinkletoes drills Dorkness 3 with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Twinkletoes pops Dorkness 3 with a volley of off balance punches to the face. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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+Twinkletoes tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of light blows to the chin.
-Dorkness 3 tries a series of punches to the stomach, but Twinkletoes takes it in the forearms.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 paws a left left to the stomach, but Twinkletoes steps aside and laughs.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Twinkletoes hits with a stiff roundhouse to the nose. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of strong punches to the stomach!! Twinkletoes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Twinkletoes clocks Dorkness 3 with a roundhouse to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 32 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 23 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 10-9


Twinkletoes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Twinkletoes strikes with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a left cross to the chest, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Twinkletoes hammers Dorkness 3 with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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+Twinkletoes hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Twinkletoes with a volley of punches to the stomach. Twinkletoes is hurt!
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+Twinkletoes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a powerful left to the head.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 32 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 20-18


Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Twinkletoes hits with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 pummels Twinkletoes with a series of stinging blows to the chest.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Twinkletoes staggers Dorkness 3 with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Twinkletoes staggers Dorkness 3 with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
+Twinkletoes wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 3 throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Twinkletoes staggers Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 29 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 25 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 30-27


Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
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+Twinkletoes fires a volley of wild punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs.
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a series of painful punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes covers himself well.
+Twinkletoes scores with a series of punches to the face.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 catches Twinkletoes with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Twinkletoes takes charge with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Twinkletoes tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 26 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 25 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 40-36


Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of painful blows to the ribs. Twinkletoes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes wallops Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the chest!
+Twinkletoes connects with a quick cross to the temple. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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+Twinkletoes wallops Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the ribs! Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Twinkletoes slams Dorkness 3 with a nice jab to the ribs. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Twinkletoes steps aside and laughs.
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+Twinkletoes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Dorkness 3 fires a pair of light shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of right shots to the chest, but Twinkletoes stays away from it.
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+Twinkletoes jars Dorkness 3 with a wild sweeping right to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 27 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 41 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 50-45


Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes hides behind his gloves.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes solidly lands a volley of shots to the chin.
-Twinkletoes attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but Twinkletoes deftly avoits it.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Twinkletoes beats a hasty retreat.
+Twinkletoes strikes with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of stiff blows to the ribs.
+Twinkletoes fires a flurry of punches to the head.
+Twinkletoes pummels Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 fires a pair of stinging blows to the ribs.
+Twinkletoes hits with a commanding right to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Twinkletoes lands a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a pair of nasty shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 26 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 44 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 60-54


Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a hook to the head, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a series of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a series of off balance punches to the eye. Twinkletoes doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a flurry of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses Twinkletoes with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
+Twinkletoes grazes Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of nice blows to the temple.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a barrage of solid shots to the nose. Twinkletoes shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of left shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but Twinkletoes backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 47 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 69-63


Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a left uppercut to the eye, but Twinkletoes deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of shots to the face, but fails to score.
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+Twinkletoes clocks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of left blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 pounds Twinkletoes with a strong hook to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but Twinkletoes stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 3 catches Twinkletoes with a pair of stiff shots to the temple.
+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a series of mean blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 48 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 78-73


Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

+Twinkletoes pokes Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a series of mean blows to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 shakes Twinkletoes with a series of blows to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Twinkletoes beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
+Twinkletoes tosses a pair of loud punches to the eye.
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+Twinkletoes punches Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of shots to the mouth, but Twinkletoes hides behind his gloves.
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+Twinkletoes hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Twinkletoes nails Dorkness 3 with a series of stiff blows to the face!
+Dorkness 3 staggers Twinkletoes with a series of vicious shots to the mouth.
-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Twinkletoes ducks just in time.
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+Twinkletoes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a pair of light shots to the temple. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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+Twinkletoes lands a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
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+Twinkletoes lashes out with a nasty straight right to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 37 of 37 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 46 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 88-82


Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Twinkletoes takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 3 tattoos Twinkletoes with a pair of mean blows to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of punches to the face, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a left to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a pair of hard shots to the head. Twinkletoes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Twinkletoes hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 7 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 45 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 97-92


Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkness 3 throws a left uppercut to the nose, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 pokes Twinkletoes with a barrage of heavy shots to the chin. Twinkletoes doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 3 pokes Twinkletoes with a uppercut to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but Twinkletoes covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Twinkletoes pokes Dorkness 3 with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 3 pokes Twinkletoes with a wild cross to the chin.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Twinkletoes covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Twinkletoes covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 50 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 106-102


Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of crosses to the nose, but Twinkletoes covers himself well.
-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Twinkletoes beats a hasty retreat.
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a volley of punches to the head. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left hook to the face, but Twinkletoes narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of powerful blows to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of left shots to the face, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 35 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 115-112


Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Total Score: Terry Twinkletoes 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Total Score: Terry Twinkletoes 115-112


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Total Score: Terry Twinkletoes 115-112

Terry Twinkletoes wins by decision!