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Public Fight Report Match Monday, January 25, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Dorkness 1 shakes Balink with a series of painful punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 lands a decisive left cross to the jaw and Balink staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!