Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Tall Timmy Batsurd defeated Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, January 23, 2021In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 336 pounds (152 kilograms) is Tall Timmy Batsurd!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Batsurd is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Batsurd tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Dodging nails Batsurd with a flurry of punches to the chin!
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+Batsurd hits with a hard left to the head. Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dodging jolts Batsurd with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Dodging annoys Batsurd with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Dodging stuns Batsurd with a flurry of painful punches to the eye. Batsurd covers up.
+Batsurd tattoos Dodging with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Batsurd attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dodging steps aside and laughs.
+Batsurd hits Dodging with a light left to the face.
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+Dodging smacks Batsurd with a series of quick punches to the head.
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-Batsurd attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Dodging hits Batsurd with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
+Batsurd hits with a series of hard punches to the head.
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+Batsurd solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Dodging asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Batsurd hits Dodging with a series of painful punches to the head. Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Batsurd attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
+Batsurd strikes with a commanding straight right to the head. Dodging grimaces in pain.
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+Batsurd jars Dodging with a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Dodging seems wobbly!
+Dodging lands a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. Batsurd hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Batsurd staggers Dodging with a nice roundhouse to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 32 of 38 punches, and Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 61 of 76 punches.
Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9
Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 10-9
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Batsurd doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Batsurd is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Batsurd solidly lands a series of punches to the face. Dodging seems wobbly!
-Batsurd probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Batsurd lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Batsurd charges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Dodging ducks just in time.
+Batsurd pops Dodging with a loud left to the ribs.
+Batsurd punches Dodging with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Batsurd tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Dodging stays away from it.
+Dodging hits with a series of punches to the head.
+Dodging belts Batsurd with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
+Batsurd connects with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
+Batsurd thumps Dodging with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
+Batsurd hits with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Dodging slams Batsurd with a volley of wild blows to the mouth.
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+Batsurd slams Dodging with a light straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Dodging tosses a series of loud punches to the jaw.
+Dodging strikes with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
+Batsurd throws a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Batsurd jars Dodging with a barrage of stiff blows to the head.
+Batsurd clocks Dodging with a series of mean punches to the face.
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+Dodging clocks Batsurd with a flurry of stinging punches to the face. Batsurd seems wobbly!
+Batsurd hammers Dodging with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Dodging attacks with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
+Dodging lands a mean roundhouse to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 38 of 41 punches, and Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 54 of 72 punches.
Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9
Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 20-18
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Batsurd doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Batsurd is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Batsurd tosses a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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-Batsurd attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Batsurd clocks Dodging with a volley of vicious punches to the nose!!
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+Batsurd attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dodging doesn't notice.
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-Batsurd probes with a left roundhouse to the chin, but Dodging blocks.
+Batsurd lashes out with a volley of mean punches to the mouth!!
+Dodging attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Batsurd charges with a left cross to the ribs, but Dodging stays away from it.
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+Batsurd lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Batsurd hurts Dodging with a stinging jab to the eye.
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-Dodging launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Dodging belts Batsurd with a pair of punches to the jaw. Batsurd ignores it.
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+Dodging fires a series of punches to the eye! Batsurd sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dodging takes charge with a barrage of punches to the face. Batsurd doesn't seem bothered.
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+Batsurd lands a volley of heavy punches to the jaw. Dodging grimaces in pain.
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+Dodging hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Dodging smacks Batsurd with a pair of strong punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Batsurd fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 33 of 39 punches, and Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 51 of 70 punches.
Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9
Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 30-27
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Batsurd remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Batsurd is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dodging throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Dodging wallops Batsurd with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Dodging jars Batsurd with a series of painful punches to the chin. Batsurd hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Batsurd annoys Dodging with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
-Batsurd attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Batsurd suprises Dodging with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Batsurd punches Dodging with a heavy left to the nose.
-Batsurd attempts a jab to the jaw, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dodging strikes with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose. Batsurd quickly recovers.
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+Dodging tags Batsurd with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose!
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+Batsurd tosses a sweeping right to the stomach.
+Dodging takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin. Batsurd covers up.
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+Batsurd hits Dodging with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
+Batsurd smashes Dodging with a light sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Batsurd charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
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-Batsurd attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Batsurd attacks with a wild jab to the ribs.
+Batsurd throws a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Dodging smacks Batsurd with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 31 of 42 punches, and Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 55 of 72 punches.
Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9
Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 40-36
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Batsurd remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 3: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 4: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Total Score: Tall Timmy Batsurd 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 3: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 4: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Total Score: Tall Timmy Batsurd 40-36
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 3: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 4: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Total Score: Tall Timmy Batsurd 40-36
Tall Timmy Batsurd wins by decision!
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