Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. defeated Feather Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, January 20, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr.!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is Feather Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Joseph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Joseph annoys Feather with a barrage of combinations to the jaw.
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+Feather pokes Joseph with a volley of punches to the chin!
+Feather scores with Joseph with a low blow! The audience is howling!
Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Feather hits with a volley of combinations to the head.
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+Feather pounds Joseph with a flurry of blows to the eye. Joseph sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Feather lands a crashing blow to the head and Joseph's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Joseph struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Joseph rocks Feather with a barrage of punches to the temple. Feather hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Joseph lands a blood spattering left hook and Feather is knocked down!!
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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Feather throws a flurry of vicious combinations to the face.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Joseph hits with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
+Joseph shakes Feather with a pair of powerful combinations to the mouth.
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+Feather lands a pair of stinging combinations to the head.
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-Feather fires a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Joseph hides behind his gloves.
-Feather lashes out with a left cross to the eye, but only hits air.
+Feather grazes Joseph with a volley of punches to the face.
Feather lands a thundering right haymaker and Joseph is flattened!!
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Joseph struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Joseph attacks with a uppercut to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Joseph fires a volley of blows to the head. Feather quickly recovers.
+Joseph strikes with a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Feather hits with a series of mean combinations to the mouth. Joseph sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Joseph punches Feather with a cross to the eye.
Joseph lands a mighty uppercut and Feather falls to the canvas!!
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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Feather pummels Joseph with a series of punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. landed 17 of 24 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 22 of 34 punches.
Feather Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Feather Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
Feather remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 2
Joseph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Joseph pounds Feather with a flurry of strong shots to the head. Feather grimaces in pain.
Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Feather hurts Joseph with a volley of shots to the temple.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Feather catches Joseph with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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+Feather solidly lands a volley of combinations to the jaw. Joseph shakes his head to clear it.
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+Joseph throws a pair of strong combinations to the nose.
Joseph lands a resounding right uppercut and Feather drops like a stone!!
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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Feather hurts Joseph with a powerful jab to the nose. Joseph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Feather throws a pair of furious combinations to the temple. Joseph backpedals to his own corner.
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-Joseph tries a volley of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Feather lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Joseph blocks.
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+Joseph pokes Feather with a strong uppercut to the jaw. Feather hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. landed 16 of 23 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 21 of 32 punches.
Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. won the round 10-8
Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. is winning the fight 19-18
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 3
Joseph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Feather jars Joseph with a series of punches to the chest!
+Feather tags Joseph with a volley of combinations to the ribs.
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+Joseph tosses a barrage of quick combinations to the eye.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Feather hits with a pair of wild blows to the ribs.
+Feather tattoos Joseph with a pair of loud shots to the stomach. Joseph shakes his head to clear it.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Joseph tags Feather with a barrage of light combinations to the mouth. Feather beats a hasty retreat.
Joseph lands a ferocious uppercut and Feather lands flat on his back!!
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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Feather launches a pair of right combinations to the chest, but Joseph narrowly avoids it
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+Feather slams Joseph with a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Joseph beats a hasty retreat.
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+Joseph tosses a barrage of stiff shots to the eye!
Joseph lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Feather collapses!!
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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Feather tries to attack, but Joseph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Joseph tries a flurry of blows to the nose, but Feather blocks.
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+Joseph strikes with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw!
+Joseph tosses a pair of shots to the jaw. Feather beats a hasty retreat.
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+Feather hits with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs.
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BELL
Joseph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Feather is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.
The doctor won't let Feather Dork Boom II continue the fight! Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. 10-8
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. 10-8
Joseph Bag O' Doughnuts, Sr. wins by a technical knockout!
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