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(Strawweight) "Danger Mouse" defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, January 18, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is "Danger Mouse"!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Danger Mouse fights inside. (inside)

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+Dorkness 1 hits with Danger Mouse with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Danger Mouse staggers Dorkness 1 with a light hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of light combinations to the head!
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+Danger Mouse stuns Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
Danger Mouse lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Danger Mouse throws a flurry of stiff blows to the ribs. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of blows to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing punch in the nose and Danger Mouse's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Danger Mouse struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Danger Mouse tosses a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
Danger Mouse lands a blood spattering hook and Dorkness 1 is flattened!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of stinging combinations to the eye.
+Danger Mouse tosses a series of loud shots to the stomach.
-Danger Mouse attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Danger Mouse slams Dorkness 1 with a barrage of blows to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 strikes with a pair of quick combinations to the jaw. Danger Mouse quickly recovers.
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+Danger Mouse connects with a series of shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a glancing straight right to the head.
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+Danger Mouse rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of combinations to the ribs!
Danger Mouse lands a ferocious right blow to the temple and Dorkness 1's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
"Danger Mouse" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.

Danger Mouse grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.





"Danger Mouse" wins by a knockout!