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(Toughman) Tall Timmy Batsurd defeated Big John's Ale by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, January 16, 2021

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 341 pounds (155 kilograms) is Tall Timmy Batsurd!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Batsurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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+Batsurd annoys Big John's Ale with a flurry of strong shots to the stomach.
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+Batsurd tags Big John's Ale with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Batsurd tattoos Big John's Ale with a pair of nice shots to the head. Big John's Ale laughs!
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+Big John's Ale tags Batsurd with a series of wild blows to the chin.
+Batsurd belts Big John's Ale with a quick left to the mouth.
Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Batsurd smacks Big John's Ale with a right to the face.
+Batsurd hits Big John's Ale with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Big John's Ale grimaces in pain.
+Big John's Ale hits Batsurd with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Batsurd belts Big John's Ale with a series of light punches to the face.
+Big John's Ale hits with a nice sweeping right to the temple.
+Batsurd attacks with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big John's Ale shakes Batsurd with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Big John's Ale connects with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
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+Batsurd scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the face!!
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+Big John's Ale hits with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big John's Ale thumps Batsurd with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Batsurd ignores it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Batsurd rocks Big John's Ale with a uppercut to the temple.
+Batsurd punches Big John's Ale with a stiff uppercut to the temple.
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+Batsurd whacks Big John's Ale with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 45 of 50 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 31 of 37 punches.

Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9

Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 10-9


Batsurd doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Batsurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

+Batsurd jars Big John's Ale with a flurry of vicious blows to the temple.
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+Batsurd hits with a quick roundhouse to the eye. Big John's Ale grimaces in pain.
+Batsurd belts Big John's Ale with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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+Batsurd nails Big John's Ale with a pair of heavy blows to the head. Big John's Ale sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Big John's Ale tags Batsurd with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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+Batsurd jars Big John's Ale with a barrage of painful shots to the jaw!!
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+Big John's Ale takes charge with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Batsurd tags Big John's Ale with a series of punches to the temple!! Big John's Ale retreats to the far corner.
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+Batsurd hits with a barrage of commanding shots to the head!
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+Batsurd takes charge with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big John's Ale tattoos Batsurd with a pair of solid punches to the nose. Batsurd asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Batsurd lashes out with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Big John's Ale punches Batsurd with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Big John's Ale hits with a series of glancing punches to the head!
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big John's Ale drills Batsurd with a volley of punches to the temple.
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a series of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 50 of 50 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 27 of 42 punches.

Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9

Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 20-18


Batsurd doesn't even want to rest!

Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Batsurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Batsurd shakes Big John's Ale with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Big John's Ale pummels Batsurd with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth. Batsurd sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Batsurd hits with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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+Big John's Ale fires a roundhouse to the head.
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Batsurd hammers Big John's Ale with a jab to the mouth.
+Batsurd lashes out with a heavy right to the temple.
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+Batsurd smacks Big John's Ale with a barrage of glancing blows to the face.
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+Big John's Ale hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big John's Ale pokes Batsurd with a series of glancing blows to the eye.
+Big John's Ale hits Batsurd with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple. Batsurd doesn't notice.
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Big John's Ale tags Batsurd with a barrage of solid blows to the chin. Batsurd sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Batsurd grazes Big John's Ale with a strong hook to the nose.
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+Batsurd attacks with a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Batsurd backs up Big John's Ale with a series of loud shots to the nose!!
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+Batsurd slams Big John's Ale with a right to the mouth.
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+Batsurd hits Big John's Ale with a volley of stiff blows to the nose. Big John's Ale grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 44 of 51 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 35 of 42 punches.

Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9

Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 30-27


Batsurd doesn't even want to rest!

Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Batsurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

+Batsurd throws a series of vicious punches to the temple.
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big John's Ale pops Batsurd with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big John's Ale hits with a volley of light shots to the head.
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+Batsurd tattoos Big John's Ale with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
+Big John's Ale tattoos Batsurd with a commanding right to the face.
+Batsurd takes charge with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Batsurd throws a volley of left shots to the face, but only hits air.
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Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Batsurd ties him up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Big John's Ale tosses a quick jab to the chin.
Big John's Ale tries to attack, but Batsurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big John's Ale throws a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Batsurd staggers Big John's Ale with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Batsurd hits Big John's Ale with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
+Batsurd hits Big John's Ale with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
+Batsurd tosses a barrage of nice shots to the head!!
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+Big John's Ale tags Batsurd with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 40 of 49 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 32 of 43 punches.

Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9

Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 40-36


Batsurd doesn't even want to rest!

Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 3: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 4: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9

Total Score: Tall Timmy Batsurd 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 3: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 4: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9

Total Score: Tall Timmy Batsurd 40-36


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 3: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 4: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9

Total Score: Tall Timmy Batsurd 40-36

Tall Timmy Batsurd wins by decision!