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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, January 16, 2021

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Minute tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Major steps aside and laughs.
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-Major attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Major probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Minute backs out of it.
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+Minute pummels Major with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Major steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard blows to the stomach. Major sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Minute launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Major deftly avoits it.
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+Minute lands a straight right to the nose.
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+Major throws a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 16 of 43 punches, and Capt. Major landed 12 of 34 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Minute hits with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
+Minute drills Major with a nice right to the chin. Major gets mad!
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+Minute annoys Major with a series of wild punches to the temple!
-Major tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but Minute ducks.
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+Minute staggers Major with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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-Major fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Major throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Minute tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Minute launches a series of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Minute strikes with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Major throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Major fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 20 of 38 punches, and Capt. Major landed 8 of 33 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Minute paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Major probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Major lunges with a volley of left punches to the head, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Minute smacks Major with a flurry of nasty punches to the face!
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-Major charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Minute launches a jab to the chest, but Major takes it in the forearms.
-Major lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Minute launches a left to the temple, but to no avail.
+Major backs up Minute with a pair of punches to the face. Minute doesn't seem bothered.
-Major probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Major lashes out with a right straight right to the eye, but falls short.
+Minute hits with a series of nice punches to the face.
-Major paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Minute stays away from it.
-Major attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Minute tosses a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Minute strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Major is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!