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(Super-Middleweight) Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka defeated Middle Dork Boom III by unanimous decision: 116-113, 116-113, 115-113.

Match Friday, January 15, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 161 pounds (73 kilograms) is Middle Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Middle lands a pair of punches to the chin!
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+Dancing Bear lashes out with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Middle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dancing Bear connects with a pair of glancing combinations to the temple.
+Middle attacks with a series of powerful combinations to the face.
+Middle hits with a barrage of light punches to the jaw. Dancing Bear sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Middle charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Dancing Bear narrowly avoids it
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+Middle hammers Dancing Bear with an elbow! This is unbelievable!
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-Middle lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Dancing Bear leaps aside.
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+Dancing Bear hits Middle with a series of combinations to the face.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the mouth.
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+Middle stuns Dancing Bear with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Dancing Bear tattoos Middle with a volley of punches to the chin. Middle covers up.
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+Middle hammers Dancing Bear with a volley of heavy combinations to the nose!
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+Dancing Bear rocks Middle with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw! Middle doesn't seem bothered.
+Dancing Bear hits Middle with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
-Middle tries to land a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but Dancing Bear ducks just in time.
+Dancing Bear pummels Middle with a barrage of loud punches to the head! Middle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 25 of 41 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 30 of 30 punches.

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 10-9


Middle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dancing Bear doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dancing Bear annoys Middle with a series of nice punches to the face.
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+Dancing Bear tags Middle with a volley of furious punches to the head.
+Dancing Bear lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw!
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+Dancing Bear tosses a series of light punches to the head.
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+Dancing Bear annoys Middle with a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Dancing Bear jars Middle with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Middle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dancing Bear annoys Middle with a series of solid punches to the head.
-Middle probes with a straight right to the chest, but Dancing Bear hides behind his gloves.
+Dancing Bear tosses a pair of punches to the chin. Middle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Middle wakes up the fans with a flurry of commanding combinations to the ribs.
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+Middle fires a barrage of combinations to the stomach! Dancing Bear laughs!
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+Middle throws a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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+Dancing Bear attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 15 of 23 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 44 of 44 punches.

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 20-18


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Middle smashes Dancing Bear with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Middle throws a series of solid combinations to the ribs. Dancing Bear seems wobbly!
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+Dancing Bear solidly lands a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Middle attempts a left left to the stomach, but Dancing Bear steps aside.
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+Dancing Bear pops Middle with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Dancing Bear rocks Middle with a series of punches to the mouth! Middle seems wobbly!
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+Dancing Bear tosses a pair of mean punches to the eye!
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-Middle attempts a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dancing Bear hits with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 12 of 25 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 31 of 31 punches.

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 30-27


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dancing Bear smashes Middle with a nasty jab to the nose!!
+Middle grazes Dancing Bear with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dancing Bear lashes out with a left to the temple.
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+Middle tosses Dancing Bear with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dancing Bear scores with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Middle seems wobbly!
+Dancing Bear hits Middle with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Dancing Bear staggers Middle with a series of wild punches to the head. Middle grimaces in pain.
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+Dancing Bear whacks Middle with a wild jab to the ribs!!
+Dancing Bear hammers Middle with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Middle throws a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Dancing Bear backs out of it.
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+Middle thumps Dancing Bear with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Dancing Bear ignores it.
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+Middle lands a flurry of nice combinations to the solar plexus. Dancing Bear beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dancing Bear hits with a furious roundhouse to the solar plexus. Middle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 15 of 22 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 32 of 33 punches.

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 40-36


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 5

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Middle hurts Dancing Bear with a commanding cross to the solar plexus.
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-Middle probes with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but falls short.
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-Middle paws a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Dancing Bear beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dancing Bear smashes Middle with a pair of punches to the eye!!
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+Middle backs up Dancing Bear with a furious roundhouse to the chest!
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+Dancing Bear tosses a barrage of furious blows to the head.
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+Dancing Bear tags Middle with a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
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+Dancing Bear hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 14 of 23 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 32 of 32 punches.

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 50-45


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 6

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dancing Bear tags Middle with a pair of combinations to the temple.
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+Dancing Bear hits Middle with a nasty jab to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Dancing Bear lands a barrage of combinations to the face.
+Middle fires a quick cross to the solar plexus.
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+Middle stuns Dancing Bear with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dancing Bear throws a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Dancing Bear hits with a volley of off balance punches to the chin!
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-Middle attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Dancing Bear covers himself well.
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+Dancing Bear clocks Middle with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Middle fires a barrage of glancing shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 13 of 24 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 33 of 33 punches.

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 60-54


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 7

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dancing Bear staggers Middle with a pair of punches to the ribs. Middle grimaces in pain.
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+Dancing Bear pummels Middle with a volley of heavy combinations to the eye.
+Middle jars Dancing Bear with a volley of shots to the chest.
+Dancing Bear pops Middle with a series of mean punches to the jaw. Middle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dancing Bear throws a volley of punches to the nose. Middle gets mad!
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+Middle tosses a volley of blows to the stomach. Dancing Bear quickly recovers.
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+Dancing Bear tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Middle tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dancing Bear steps aside and laughs.
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-Middle tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancing Bear strikes with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 14 of 24 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 33 of 33 punches.

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 70-63


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 8

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Middle hits with a volley of punches to the stomach! Dancing Bear beats a hasty retreat.
-Middle throws a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dancing Bear attacks with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Middle hits Dancing Bear with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus! Dancing Bear beats a hasty retreat.
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-Middle throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 11 of 24 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 7 of 7 punches.

Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 79-73


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 9

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dancing Bear slams Middle with a series of strong punches to the chin. Middle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Middle attacks with a volley of combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Middle attacks with a volley of combinations to the stomach, but misses.
-Middle launches a volley of combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Middle hits with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 11 of 24 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 8 of 8 punches.

Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 88-83


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 10

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Middle fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing Bear takes it in the forearms.
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-Middle fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing Bear covers himself well.
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+Dancing Bear belts Middle with a quick straight right to the face.
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+Middle tattoos Dancing Bear with a powerful jab to the stomach.
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+Middle hits with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Dancing Bear doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 11 of 25 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 7 of 8 punches.

Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 97-93


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Middle annoys Dancing Bear with a volley of combinations to the ribs. Dancing Bear grimaces in pain.
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-Middle attempts a right jab to the ribs, but Dancing Bear ducks just in time.
+Middle smacks Dancing Bear with a barrage of combinations to the chest. Dancing Bear hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dancing Bear shakes Middle with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple!! Middle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dancing Bear lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Dancing Bear tosses a barrage of light punches to the head!
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+Middle fires a series of nasty combinations to the chest.
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+Dancing Bear fires a painful straight right to the nose.
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+Dancing Bear smacks Middle with a pair of hard punches to the head.
+Dancing Bear fires a volley of punches to the jaw. Middle doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 17 of 24 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 25 of 30 punches.

Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 106-103


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing Bear grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 12

Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dancing Bear is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Middle throws a volley of furious punches to the nose. Dancing Bear backpedals to his own corner.
+Dancing Bear tags Middle with a cross to the temple!
+Middle jolts Dancing Bear with a series of combinations to the chin.
+Dancing Bear slams Middle with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
+Middle tosses a flurry of combinations to the jaw. Dancing Bear backpedals to his own corner.
+Dancing Bear tattoos Middle with a pair of punches to the head. Middle laughs!
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+Middle smashes Dancing Bear with a flurry of off balance combinations to the jaw.
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+Dancing Bear lashes out with a loud jab to the nose.
+Middle jars Dancing Bear with an elbow! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Middle tries a volley of left combinations to the jaw, but Dancing Bear steps aside.
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-Middle throws a right combination to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Middle strikes with a series of off balance combinations to the eye! Dancing Bear hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom III landed 27 of 42 punches, and Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka landed 33 of 33 punches.

Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka is winning the fight 115-113


Middle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancing Bear grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 2: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 3: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 4: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 5: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 6: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 7: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 8: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9

Total Score: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 116-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 2: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 3: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 4: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 5: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 6: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 7: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 8: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9

Total Score: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 116-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 2: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 3: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 4: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 5: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 6: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 7: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 10-9
Round 8: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9

Total Score: Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka 115-113

Udar "Dancing Bear" Yaichka wins by decision!