Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Skinny Balink by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 11, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Straw hits with a vicious left to the eye.
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-Straw charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Balink blocks.
+Straw hurts Balink with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Balink doesn't notice.
Straw lands a lightning punch in the nose and Balink is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye.
Straw can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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